Mattagement

Folks responsible for the disruption and destruction of an otherwise functional project, process, or company. Also, maladministered leadership or guidance.

The project was progressing swimmingly until mattagement stepped in.

by anonymous May 2, 2021

Matt(hew)

Matthew's are talented, kind, generous, motivated, loyal, organized, and intelligent. They are good-hearted people, who will always make you smile. They are selfless and pure. Matthew's are generally very athletic, and they have nice hands. Something about Matthew will make you want to touch his face, particularly in the chin area. Matthew's always smell good, too. And they give the best hugs. Matthew's (especially Italian ones) are the cutest people ever. When you find one, don't let em go :)

"Matt(hew) is Julia's boyfriend."
"Did you see the amount of hand sanitizer he has? He's a Matt(hew) for sure."
"That musician is so talented. A total Matt(hew)."

by diagrammer101 May 4, 2021

Matt parke

the best man on earth, he’s sexy and handsome just like his younger brother. Always down at the brothel for a shag!

Your such a Matt parke xoxo
stop being such a matt parke hehe

by Matt parke May 26, 2021

Marty Tax

A tax paid by someone with good intentions to their own detriment.

Brian paid the Marty Tax by staying late so Marty could get his hours in.

by Bombino60 May 28, 2021

mataysia

Very cheeky, hyper energetic and sometimes a bit too naughty! Is mostly blonde.

Mataysia ignored her mum and did what she wanted anyway

by PoOpYhEaD.co.uk May 29, 2021

matey boy

Often used in a derogatory way towards a male who thinks he's smarter than he actually is. You may well know his proper name

"Hold on a wee sec matey boy, when I went to school there were 52 weeks in a year."

by Mark G Betts June 4, 2021

Matt

An extremely good looking man with a huge penis that is guaranteed to give a woman multiple orgasms. Will be there for you through the good and bad times.

Why are these sheets soaking wet? Was a Matt here?

by Longfellow D June 7, 2021