dick trickster 

1. a female that enjoys tempting a male with sex and then refusing to give it to him.

2. a female who puts up sexy or better looking pictures of themself that differ from reality (ugly / fat).

"Man, have you seen a picture of that chick? She's damn fine!"

"Uhh yeah, I've seen her in person and that picture is bullshit, she's such a dick trickster!"

dick trickster by Jordan P September 11, 2007

Dick Lunch

Performing the act of falatio as a substitute for the mid-day meal of lunch.

A: Would you like half of this sandwich?

B: No thanks pal, I had myself a dick lunch about an hour ago.

or: 'I could murder a KFC right now, but I'm trying to shed a few pounds - might go for a dick lunch instead.

Dick Lunch by gobroncos October 31, 2011

Godzilla Dick 

A penis so big it makes someone scream.

I showed her my Godzilla Dick and that bitch screamed.

Godzilla Dick by NastyNattiT2 June 18, 2010

chill your dick 

calm down.

Susan: "yo man! im suuuuper excited to get this shirt."
Jim: "chill your dick, its not that great."

chill your dick by andrei3500 December 18, 2008

Donkey Dick

A term used by military personnel to describe the threaded funnel that attaches to five gallon fuel cans which is long and resembles the shape of said animal.

Hey private make sure that donkey dick is tight so it doesn't leak

Donkey Dick by ColdMike October 9, 2012

Slinging dick 

The act of being your own fucking self and not giving a shit about anyone else

Also doing your own thing and loving doing it

Cocksucker we slinging dick and Givin out fortune cookies

Slinging dick by Dugger nugger October 20, 2016

stick a dick in it 

My favorite phrase meaning "Shut up"

"Stick a dick in it, mofo."

stick a dick in it by Suzi January 7, 2004