Blakely

she’s the most amazing people you’ll ever meet! she’s kind, caring, protective, deadly if you rub her the wrong way, but she has a sweet personality and a sweet side.

friend: who’s blakely?!?!

me: she’s one of a kind! you’ll never wanna lose her!!

by Joseph Lyle Menendez August 25, 2023

Blake

A caring guy who trys to make anyone and everyone happy. Usually quiet at first, but once friends, will always ALWAYS do his best to help. Best friends usually end with the letters -ake. Loves puzzles. Has a crush on closest girl friend, but won't tell anyone due to fear of being teased and rejected. Is the third wheel of friend group, but still always acknowledged. Loves donuts and cream soda.

Friend: Hey Blake, wanna do an escape room?
Blake: YES PLEASE.

by edge_phantom July 15, 2024

Blake

If someone has the name Blake then they have the biggest and most powerful penis known to man. Blake’s nickname will be known as BDB (Big Dick Blake). He will also look like a Tripod.

Hey look it’s Blake. He has a massive cock.

What’s up BDB?

by FloydDaPrince November 2, 2023

blake

a fucking cunt that cheats on his girlfriends and probably has 12 STDs

girl 1: "yeah and then blake..."
girl 2: "you know blake?"
girl 1: "yeah hes my boyfriend"
girl 2: "no way... for how long?"
girl 1: "a year!"
girl 2: "oh.... i hate to break it to you but... we fucked last week"
girl 3: "ditto, sorry"
girl 4: "me too!"
girl 5: "same!"

by koochie kween69 December 22, 2023

Blake

A fat human being who serves no purpose other than bankrupting all you can eat buffets. Blakes have huge peperoni nipples and rape bigfoots in hotel beds. Blakes claim to have girlfriends but in reality they are Gorlocs the destroyers who might have a dick (I haven't checked). They are typically 6'0 but in width. If you see a Blake the typically take up the entire walk way. Blakes usually live paycheck to paycheck and get super excited if they find a nickel on the ground.

Person 1 - Who's that person taking up the entire hallway
Person 2 - Oh his names Blake

by Gorloc The Destroyer January 21, 2024

blackened deathcore

The result of fusing black metal with deathcore. Some notable bands include Lorna Shore and Make Them Suffer.

I decided to compare war metal to blackened deathcore.

by 7568ino November 15, 2023

Blake

she so pretty, she a calm spirited girl, that loves hard. she definitely a good friend.

Blake is so pretty.

by Iyaina November 19, 2023