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Matt Fucking Tomeo

A true legend. Know for some of the greatest rally backs in history. Aka MFT
Holy shit that’s Matt Fucking Tomeo
by Meowmeow112 November 20, 2021
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Sloppy Fucked

When your finger food gets so sloppy you can’t eat it with your hands anymore.
My cheeseburger bun fell off and now my burger is sloppy fucked.
by Ty4nn4_17 May 27, 2018
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Fuck

The most used word in the world it can be said in many different ways and have many different meanings. You can also add ING, ED or ER to the end to give it a better twist.
Example in ways you use the word.
When you take a massive shit and it prolapses your asshole we say "FUCK THAT HURT"
When you get to a rental car dealer and they don't have your car we say “You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile... a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat! And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!”
When you get fired from your job and on the verge of homelessness we say " IM SO FUCKED
When your friend farts in your face and you cant smell for the next week you say " JEEZ FUCKER WHAT DID YOU EAT"
by captaincoonkiller88 February 10, 2021
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Fuck up

It wasn't a mistake for you, you were jealous because more attractive women than you ever could have pulled showed up thinking you were me, so you lied and raped them. You thought you were better and now that it us clear that you are not you want to call it a mistake but it ISN'T that.
Hym "It's not a fuck up. You didn't fuck up, you kids yourself and got a bunch of people's kids killed with you. It's over."
by Hym Iam December 18, 2025
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fuck off

typical word for Amethys_D32 aka elle_d32 aka dark , that she use all the time
me: You are bad
Elle_D32 : OH FUCK OFF you twat
by Rézus July 24, 2018
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Fucking pirate style

When you fuck a bitch then cum in here eye and kick her leg out from under here. Then yell argggg
Bro last night this bitch was being a total cunt, so I had to fucki pirate style.

Fucking pirate style
by Pussy master December 25, 2017
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