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muffin top 

The roll of fat that peeks out from under a shirt and drapes over ones pants. Akin to how a muffin usually overflows its wrapper. Typically exemplified by large women in tight clothes.

"Dude look, that chicks got a huge muffin top!"
muffin top by Ryan Weider November 20, 2006
Related Words
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carrot-top 

(verb)
1. To jump from Wikipedia entry to Wikipedia entry through related links until you've ended up on a subject completely unrelated to the subject you started with, e.g., starting at socioeconomics and ending at Carrot Top.

2. Similarly, in a conversation, jumping from topic to topic until neither party remembers what subjects led them to the final topic.
Sarah: "Good lord. How did I carrot-top from Lindsay Lohan to the Hanshin earthquake in Japan?"

Mark: "...and so obviously Kara Thrace was an angel sent from the one true God--"
Abby: "Hold it. Back up. We've totally carrot-topped from what to get for Beth's baby shower."
carrot-top by illumine77 January 16, 2010

Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology) 

A strange young man who can be found lurking in the shadows and who only comes out when necessary.

He keeps very quiet and then will attack you with his mindless, scarring words.
That Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology)just keeps getting sneakier and sneakier!

muffin top 

the fat hanging when you have tight jeans
Brandon has a major muffin top! Did you see him yesterday? He was totally toppin' it!
muffin top by stacey d June 11, 2006

bread top 

Not quite a muffin top.
Person 1: Check out that bread top.
Person 2: Give her two more months and she'll have a fresh muffin top.

Pine Top Poon 

This is when you are on trip or vacation and you get some poon from a local
Man I was on vacation looking for some "Pine Top Poon", I havent bagged one in a day or 2.
Pine Top Poon by HollaBak2009 January 20, 2009