mud funnel

another word for the asshole

yo this bitch was a total freak last night , she wanted me to choke her and talk all sorts of shit to her while we were banging ... then .. then !! she let me hit her in the mud funnel

by voodoo4426 October 31, 2011

Mystery Mudding

The act fornicating (male on female) by which taking the lovely lady from behind, once finished, you pull your fleshy meat stick out and to your surprise, it is covered in fecal residue. It is at this point you realize your error.

Oh boy, I was so drunk last night, I hammered Beatrice from behind, only to later figure out I had gone Mystery Mudding.

by JBCB March 9, 2024

Mud Leg

The worst definition of a dirt leg. A Mud Leg will give up every hole and crevice on her body to either sex. Man, woman, or both at once for dope or heroin.

The cyclops bitch is nothing but a mud Leg she will do anyone or anything for methamphetamines or heroin.

by Jaded56 August 24, 2023

Mud Pie

The act of pooping in a girl's vagina and then eating the poop off of her shit covered muff.

i gave my girl a mud pie last night. It tasted like shit, but it was the best experience of my life.

by BigClam_69 March 27, 2015

Manhattan Mud-Boot

The act of pooping in the shower and stomping it down the drain.

I had to poop but I was already in the shower, so I did it anyway and stomped it down the drain, the ol’ Manhattan Mud-Boot!!

by CableWrangler Guy March 14, 2025

Mexican mud-bogging

When a man covers his penis with hot sauce then proceeds to fuck his woman in the ass,making her scream.

My wife wanted to spice things up so I took her Mexican mud-bogging.

by Jrt2016 January 15, 2017

Mud snail

Thst act of taking a dump on your SO’s back in a swirl (ice cream like) formation. And then allowing it to slid down their back and leave a snail trail.

Boy: damn, kate is a freak.
Other boy: oh really what did she do on her last tinder date this time?

Boy: she mud snailed the poor guy
Other boy: damn you rite she is a freak....what’s her number again???

by Gabbagabbayoyo March 15, 2018