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cole dass west

"Hey did you see the Cole Dass West over there? That dude's a complete idiot."
by ColeDass69 April 7, 2022
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West Hammer

A person who somehow manages to bring up the football club “West Ham” whenever it somehow relates to the conversation, or even when it doesn’t.
A: I thought I knew the material but still managed to fail the test, just totally froze.
B: Reminds me of 1993, when West Ham was up 2-0 with 10 minutes left and totally bottled it.
A: There he goes again, what a West Hammer.
by JDicky November 2, 2021
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West Spring

Two words:

Just don’t.

Anyways, Zhenghua Secondary School is located not too far away from WSSS. It was our school that enabled WSSS to start its operations. Did you know WSSS started out in Zhenghua’s campus? We practically made you!

We have top notch facilities like a rock wall, outdoor high elements, and ramps that link all four levels of the campus for those who are handicapped, and for the lazy fucks out there who cant be bothered to take the stairs.

Here, the students run the show! Everyone gets a say in anything, without any teachers or staff punishing you for speaking your mind.

We have comfy uniforms that don’t make you have a heat stroke! Introducing our polo uniform! It’s made of dri fit (think fbt shirts). Imagine wearing that every day, regardless of whether there’s a pandemic or not! Who cares if it’s red, at least it isnt the boring old white tops and dark coloured bottoms!

Delicious food is served in our canteen, with eight stalls ranging from your cai fan stall, japanese and western cuisines, interesting takes on fusion food, scrumptious malay dishes, and so much more!

Upper secondary classrooms are all fitted with air cons that will be turned on throughout the day. What a delight in hot and humid Singapore, all paid for by LTA!

We statistically score better than WSSS in all national exams, so if you want to make the right choice and not simply go with the hype,

Choose Zhenghua Secondary School as your first choice!
Don’t bother about West Spring, join Zhenghua Secondary School!
by westspringbad November 9, 2021
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Kanye West

A man divorced to Kim K who made a music video of Pete Davidson (Kim’s new boyfriend) and buried him alive and cut off his head (in the video). After a failed presidential election of only 60,000 votes U.S wide, Kanye went through a mid life crisis, went crazy, changed his name to “Ye”, and got divorced, and made the ugliest shoe known to man (Adidas Yeezy 450 Resin), all in one year!
Emily: have you heard about Kanye west?
Dave: oh yeah! That mans crazy as hell
Emily: what was he suspected of doing again?
Dave: I’m not sure, just being Kanye west I guess
Emily: sus enough for me.
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Commander West

Commander West is a Big Stinky Fuck, he is a Virgin Wojack and will always be, he deserves to go to Brazil Immediately, I don't know why but he's also kinda cool but a bastard at the same time.
Commander West is an Asshole and should go back to Jabiim.
Who the fuck is Commander West?
How is Commander West a Commander?
by TheWordHistorian March 27, 2022
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the west

the west (n). slang term for saturday. derived from the room (29/01/22)
can't wait for the west, we finna hit that fucking power.
by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022
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Martin west

by Logan slavinski February 10, 2022
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