Chimp Tits

Femal Breasts that resemble those of a chimpanzee, having an odd fish hook look to them in which they sag then shoot back up towards the bottom of the breast. The oddest hybrid form of perkiness and saggyness

The girls chimp tits were so extreme that her nipples almost poke her in the eyes but her boobs almost touch her bellybutton.

by flippersandwhich March 6, 2011

press the tit

For one to get a rapid move on.

Yo dude lets cut this shit and press the tit.

by Xsjado May 16, 2006

angry tits

tits that just so happen to have diagonal titbrows making the tits look like they gonna eat yo mutha

DAmn dat bitch got some angry tits

Fuck, my black ass got da angry ass tits nigga

by richie from no problem February 11, 2005

soy tits

When you produce soy milk out ya soy tits

You Jimmy you have some soy tits.

by Chloe216971apples February 20, 2018

Tit day

A day in which a girl decides she needs to get some extra attention by showing off massive amounts of cleavage.

Dude did you see Jenna today? She was totally having a tit day.

by The Captain 88 February 26, 2011

up-tit

striking ones tit with a gentle upward motion. Usually followed by the coined phrase: "up-tit"

don't up-tit me again, or else...

by Stoney Bologna May 6, 2009

Tit-Out

Noun: A particularly krusty or miserable situation

"Hey man did you catch Mike's party last night?"

" Yeah, it was a fucking tit-out though... ran out of booze before 10 and hardly any women showed up"

by Titman007 September 23, 2011