Light Hook

A light hook is a person who attempts to save you from a relationship with a crazy bitch, but often fails.

Jake's like a light hook, don't go to him for relationship advice.

by kzth November 14, 2023

Gas Lighting

Something fake your girlfriend makes up to make you feel like the bad guy in a given situation.

"My friends said you have been gas lighting me babe"

No you friends are idiots who like to tell you these things because you are not smart. How many times do I need to explain this to you. I love you but I really think you need to stop hanging out with them they dont have your best interest in mind

by PhattyPhatBoy September 13, 2021

beat Traffic lights day

23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)

beat traffic lights day

you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)

friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)

by friendsAreStupidAF October 23, 2020

Lighting the Menorah

To light the menorah or lighting the menorah is to fuck two chicks at the same time. Basically a threesome.

-Hello?

-Hey man

-Sorry. I can't talk right now. I'm lighting the menorah. And one of them's jewish! Oh the Irony.

-Holy Shit dude.

by Shadow Fox November 18, 2010

Southern Lights

A buttplug with multi-colored LED lights that emit a light show similar to the Northern Lights.

It's like the Northern Lights, but it's called the Southern Lights because it's in your butt.

by TheBIRDM4N February 3, 2014

Light bulb

very stupid funny and he will always be kind and fun he will always help you up when you fall and will be the best of friends to you

light bulb

by Toe sucker 5000 March 8, 2022

KC Light

The power of the sun bolted to your truck, burning the eyes of everyone else on the road at 12:32pm last Friday. Very popular lights in off road culture.

I can see so far with my daylighter KC lights.

I want to make a Prius crash by blinding them with my KC Lights.

by Randomchao5 April 7, 2022