Ryan Reynolds 

(n.) the HOTTEST man alive

Ryan Reynolds is soooo cute

Ryan Reynolds by imboredandyouSlay January 21, 2023

Ryan Logic 

logic that contradicts itself

Ryan logic is logic that contradicts itself.

Ryan Logic by anonymous March 5, 2023

Ryan the G

Ryan is the coolest person ever known in Canada
me and him go way back,
he is the best moose hunter I've ever known to man (if you see him don't tell him that)
he is the best at golf better than that one black guy that plays golf
he pulls every girl in Toronto with his 12 inch wang (un-erect btw)

if you ever see him ask for his autograph cause he's gonna be famous

Gerald: Omg you must be Ryan the G! Are the rumors true about your fat 12 incher?

Ryan the G: hell yeah man!

Gerald: WOW, can I get your autograph on my shirt!?
Ryan the G: Yeah of course man!

*signs shirt*

Ryan the G by tinkleberry3000 April 2, 2023

Ryan Bane 

He was a teenage music artist and singer on YouTube, active from 2012 to 2014. He became infamous, not only for his horrible singing voice, made worse by distorted auto-tune, but most notably for including tasteless, homoerotic sexual content in all of his music videos, all of which featured him doing disgusting things, such as ejaculating semen on objects (including a Justin Bieber album), licking objects, dancing provocatively in his underwear, just to name a few examples. The lyrics in all of his songs were almost always about him wanting to get intimate and do sexual things with other men he had a crush on, including Santa Claus, his nameless school teacher, God and Jesus (yes, you heard that correctly). After disappearing from the internet in 2014, he has since made it his mission to erase any and all mention of him from the internet. Nearly all of his songs and music videos are now lost, as a result of Ryan himself filing copyright claims against anyone who dares re-upload his music videos and only 5 of them (one of them being audio-only) are still available for people to see, as of today.

Additionally, the upper half of Ryan Bane's face was always covered up in all of his videos, in order to remain anonymous. Because of this, it is also believed that his name "Ryan Bane" was just an alias to protect his identity.

Ryan Bane by Janson Jones April 6, 2023

Ryan Catholic College 

A shithole school where nepotism runs rampant. The children of the teacher's will always win all the awards and get away with breaking the rules and being little shits - like fucking westons. David the old principal was a total dickhead. Will punish you for dumb shit like not wearing a hat but will not care if you get bullied or beaten up or something serious happens. Has homophobic teachers and Karen teachers that are annoying like that vegan teacher.

Walter: Wow have you heard about Ryan Catholic College
Jesse: Fuck those dogs

Ryan Catholic College by Kid Named Finger7 April 17, 2023

Ryan Manesh 

Ryan is the type of guy to be obsessed with coding and really really smart. He loves to scuba dive and explore trenches.

I want to ryan manesh in your mouth

Ryan Manesh by andythedawg July 24, 2023

Ryan Lane Sears 

Man who has red hair and roars at a full moon instead of howls

Ryan Lane Sears

Ryan Lane Sears by WouldYouTakeMyTest August 22, 2023