A husband who nickel and dimes his wife, expecting her to pay him or buy him all kinds of stuff (often with money she doesn't have) in exchange for very minimal and unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps her secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.
Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
"Jeez, I really want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about, but she has such an L. Ron Hubby."
"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
by DreamReaper December 28, 2023
Get the L. Ron Hubbymug. When some girl tries to convince you some non existent word actually exists when it doesn't and youre forced to give it a definition because no matter how hard you google l-anal you get anal
She trying L-Anal
by wmako33 October 7, 2016
Get the L-Analmug. by wompwomgnoe May 25, 2023
Get the Alex Lmug. I personally enjoy eating toy cars and marbles but then again some people don't, but if its drawn by horse and buggy it doesn't make sense because then it should be drawn by horse and horse you see, if you have any other order it topples over, like horse buggy horse buggy or buggy horse buggy buggy horse or even horse horse buggy and six tanks, but as you see I'm gonna have to freestyle about this or maybe I'm shit at rapping so I just explain this in awful roasts like your mom being fatter than a hot air balloon and taking up more than the world can give but the problem with these roasts is than your mom is taller than the burj Khalifa, so I think a deez nuts joke will work besides the fact that its really lame to the direction that small dicks don't exist, now we kick the stupid stuff where it belongs and talk about logical things such as why I am wasting my time to write shit like this but I am simply trying to post the longest urban dictionary post possible so go home and study for your exam because your gonna be interrogated by someone stupider than me so give me some peace and quiet so I can write. Wings flap hands slap hot chicks wap and shit I'm getting demonetized.
by Rednaksnek May 10, 2022
Get the Lmug. S. C. H. O. O. L.
by Bookworm of the dictionary April 17, 2018
Get the S. C. H. O. O. Lmug. 
Gabe L
A true player. though hot,cute, and kind he will play u like a harp. One week he will date one girl and the next week like another. He will play with your heart and then forget about you.
A true player. though hot,cute, and kind he will play u like a harp. One week he will date one girl and the next week like another. He will play with your heart and then forget about you.
Zac: hey there Gabe L with lily such a cute couple
(Next week)
David:yo dude wasn’t he dating lily why is he with Anna now?
Zac: that’s just Gabe L’s way he can’t keep a good relationship cause he can’t make up his mind.
Both: Dam what a waste
(Next week)
David:yo dude wasn’t he dating lily why is he with Anna now?
Zac: that’s just Gabe L’s way he can’t keep a good relationship cause he can’t make up his mind.
Both: Dam what a waste
by EYE EYE EYE October 15, 2019
Get the Gabe Lmug.