Clitoris Shitoris

Part exclamation, part pick-up line, it is used to convince another of the benefits of sleeping with the speaker, or simply to give another a strong urge to sleep with the speaker. The appropriate response is always some variant of, "I want to sleep with you."

Rick: Clitoris Shitoris.
Mayur: Oh, I want to sleep with you.

by Jameson Hall April 8, 2007

clitoris

A non-existent yet highly lauded piece of the female anatomy allegedly part of a female's vagina. In reality, this word is derived from two latin words. 'Clit' from the latin name 'Clitus' - who was an over-sensitive and deceitful military commander belonging to the Macedonian nobility, and 'oris' - derrived from the latin word for mouth. The word developed because Clitus was very famous for speaking lies and exaggerating stories of his military victories (hence the 'oris' in the word. Since then 'Clitoris' evolved into a term that stood for a fabrication designed in order to deceive or trick. The name was picked up by an early feminist seeking to find ways to humiliate and belittle her male peers, and saw that the best way to do this was by pretending that there was a part of her body and a part of every woman's body that all men failed to stimulate, and so bring them to 'orgasm.' In this way, men are siultaneously made to look inferior to women (who supposedly can stimulate the 'clitoris') and feel a significant amount of shame and lack of self-worth. The word clitoris was created hand-in-hand with another myth, the female orgasm.

Why can you never stimulate my clitoris properly?

You're obviously a rubbish person if you can't find the clitoris.

Well I can find your penis, why can't you find my clitoris.

by Daniel Butler May 9, 2007

Clitty Litter

The stains on a woman's panties

dirty,stained crotch area in womens underwear from clitty litter

by jdk 2009 July 8, 2009

clitter

A residue or cheese like substance found inside the labia.

As I fingerbanged this chick I tounged her bean and later found clitter stuck in my mustache.

by Dan June 12, 2004

clitic

1. Reference to a small erectile organ at the anterior or ventral part of the vulva.

2. A word that is treated in pronunciation as forming a part of a neighboring word and that is often unaccented or contracted.

3. A pejorative word used to describe a bitch.

Your such a clitic ho.

by Dick Peters June 24, 2005

clitty scab

where upon a female is so unhygenic/filthywhore and does not clean the genital area, thus creating small lesions apon the clit and/or clitorial hood.

dam i went down on helen last night and got a clitty scab in my mouth

by traggle October 5, 2006

clitorosaurus

Someone who is extremely annoying and needs to get laid, yet will never get the opportunity.

"Tyler was being such a huge clitorosaurus yesterday that I wanted to punch him."

by ClitorosaurusRex May 23, 2009