Always the first to pass out on the sesh. A complete mong, gets all the women but has trouble keeping them due to his abnormally small penis. Loves videogames and anime girls with big tits. People are usually unsure of his ethnic background
I cant believe I saw bens dick in McDonald’s. I’m not sure whether he’s a shower or a grower, I’d give him a good 5 inches.
by sugartitties9000 March 31, 2019
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Get the Pulling a Ben mug.Ben is a male who reeks of a stench one can only suggest as being *homeless*, Ben wears stained clothing and smells of tobacco, not the good kind, as his stench lingers in your nostrils as he walks by and you look confused as you did not know a garbage truck had drove past you on the road beside you
Ben:*walks past group of strangers*
Strangers: eww what is that defined smell which hangs of homelessness and chewing tobacco
Ben:*turns* why it is me my fellows
Strangers: fuck off
Strangers: eww what is that defined smell which hangs of homelessness and chewing tobacco
Ben:*turns* why it is me my fellows
Strangers: fuck off
by Kungchungmung April 8, 2019
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Thinks he's funny but really just makes situations awkward and it gets even more awkward when he talks to girls
His flirting game is as strong as a paraplegic penis, all his lines are flat and just overall embarrassing
Thinks he's funny but really just makes situations awkward and it gets even more awkward when he talks to girls
His flirting game is as strong as a paraplegic penis, all his lines are flat and just overall embarrassing
by Sicko Mode April 11, 2019
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by Not a swagfag April 16, 2019
Get the Ben Müeller mug.1. That one depressed kid that sits in the back of the classroom with long hair and a "fuck life" expression on his face.
2. A great person who's innocent and friendly
2. A great person who's innocent and friendly
1. Person 1: He can be so annoying!
Person 2: I know! He never wants to do anything! He just wants to sit around looking like he's suicidal. He must be a Ben
2. Person one: He is so amazing!
Person two: I know! He's so friendly and outgoing. He must be a Ben
Person 2: I know! He never wants to do anything! He just wants to sit around looking like he's suicidal. He must be a Ben
2. Person one: He is so amazing!
Person two: I know! He's so friendly and outgoing. He must be a Ben
by SomeRandomPersonFromOhio April 18, 2019
Get the Ben mug.He’s everything a girl could want in a boyfriend. He’s usually tall, very athletic, good-looking. He has a rare trait that u rarely see in people. He is very popular, but in a good way. He is very kind, and will say hi to anyone. He tends to go after a girl for years and get friend-zoned. But eventually finds a nice one. He’s very polite and respectful. He never gossips and tries to always see the good in people. I feel bad for the people that don’t have a Ben in their life.
by Gunther19421 November 29, 2019
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