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walkersexual 

You are straight but like walker
Dad, I’m walkersexual

Walkerism 

Walkerism is a philosophy/Ideology forged by the mind of Alexander "The One And Only" Walker that revolves around the capability to unshackle the mind of all irrelevant issues pushed on to you by "The System" from "Space Monkeys". In any form or added idea, Walkerism allows you to grip at what message Alexander Walker is trying to convey usually via his YouTube channel "Walker Wisdom".
Man 1: "My life is much better when I can control my mind."
Man 2: "How's that?"
Man 1: "The ways of Walkerism has taught me true self accountability in order to allow my mind to reach a higher potential."
Walkerism by anonymous June 16, 2023

Walkerfelting 

The act of smashing male genitalia (I.e. “cock & balls) in a window repeatedly until ejaculation occurs.
Me and my partner broke up, so to amend the pain I decided to start walkerfelting repeatedly.
Walkerfelting by McRum March 22, 2024

WalkerSweeney

A boy. Quite short in height. Has a tall ego. Very straight to the point. Sexuality is a matter he describes as, “ It’s like Ice-Cream, I want to every flavor, and like the f**k out of them.” His friends are limited. His nose is extended. He has slept with an entire continent.
“I just saw a video where 2 guys did stuff together, they are such WalkerSweeneys.”
WalkerSweeney by anonymous February 27, 2025
Walkers is a British crisp brand. Basically a knock off of lays but British. My favourite flavour is salt.
I eat walkers every 2 secondsCaseoh
Walkers by Herrywiurry November 18, 2025

Slug Walkers

Pedestrians who, after you graciously allow them to walk in front of your car, SLOWLY inch across the street like Royalty strolling through the park, completely disregarding the notion that you might have shit to do and places to go.
I should have run down those oblivious slug walkers right in the street.
Slug Walkers by Misterwrite August 6, 2010