Skip to main content

mayonnaise toes 

When one ejaculates onto a woman's toes.
She looked at me and said "give me mayonnaise toes please"
Related Words
toe toejam toenail toe up toe rag toe sucker toey toeing toe job toe tag

Cripple toed 

Referring to one who is absolutely inebriated and incoherent
Man did you see Billy last night at the bar?? He was cripple toed!!!
Cripple toed by HAMMER 112 August 13, 2016

Covid-toes 

When ur dads goes are crusty as fuck and they be looking like yellow powder and you would rather lick a deers asshole then like his foot
I'd rather lick a deer's asshole than lick ur covid-toes
Covid-toes by Shadowfang543 April 24, 2020

Liam ToeFish 

Liam Toefish is so cool and gets all the ladies and he gets all the men too, he loves Fortnite and is super swag he knows know fear and is the opposite of gay
Girl1: "he liam can i suck your toes" Girl2: "no let me suck your toes there so cool and swag" Liam ToeFish: na man im swag POG!!!!!
Liam ToeFish by Cool toe face March 2, 2021

Cookie toes

The sweetest sexiest amazing girl ever generally is always the only person in the world that will teach a heartless person to fall in love w over and over and over again. He has always and will always love cookietoes.
Cookie toes by Daone123 April 24, 2022

wiggle your toes

A nursing term used to distract patients from realising they're about to be stabbed with a huge needle.
And roll up your sleeve....drop your arm and give it a shake. And wiggle your toes. Boom!!!?? There we go, all done. Next....?
wiggle your toes by I.Vor Biggen November 18, 2013