Mud Lumber

Doo-doo, plain and simple.

The mud lumber yard... the ol' Savings and Load... the BOX, man! (Bucky Katt, Get Fuzzy, 12/2/2006)

by TheropodX December 03, 2006

Mud drag

When you pull your dick out of her ass and wipe it across her back.

Bro, she was so dirty I had to give her a mud drag

by MrSirMcDir August 12, 2022

new zealand mud slide

A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.

"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"

by ChaoTato May 05, 2020

The mud crab

When a partner inserts their thumb into the Anus of a women along with the other four fingers into the vagina pinching down in a crab like motion.

Connor gave Kaleigh the mud crab in order to drag her back into his sex dungeon

by Brickcuc May 14, 2022

Mud Skull

When you pull your dick out of an asshole and it’s covered in poop, looking like a skull helmet with mud.

Bro, I fucked this hoe and she gave me a mud skull, totally gross but super fine ass.

by Carolina Chugger August 24, 2021

Mud track

A seasoned, if not inappropriately ignored version of a plumber’s crack

Hey Rob. Please pull your pants up. This is a new white couch and everyone can see your mud track.

by Mashpee Sal December 17, 2023

Mud track

A seasoned, in not unsanitary version of plumber’s crack

Hey Miller. Please pull up your pants. This is a new white couch and we can see your mud track.

by Mashpee Sal December 17, 2023