Slim Jesus 

- A fake "gangster" rapper.

- A way to say someone is fake as hell.

That boy a Slim Jesus lying about his hood.

Slim Jesus by VailStraightliner December 7, 2016

Griefer Jesus 

Noun

A satirical version of the Christian god in Grand Theft Auto V wielding a railgun, operating a flying bike, or driving the player's vehicle. He is summoned at random or by choice in GTA V chaos mode with the intent of disrupting or "griefing" the player. Popularised by the streamer "DarkViperAu".

Etymology: Griefer (A player that intentionally ruins the game of others) + Jesus (the name of the Christian god)

The viewers on twitch summoned Griefer Jesus to troll on Matto.

Griefer Jesus by Rektz April 30, 2022

rolling jesus 

a hand rolled cigarette.

-dude, can i have a rolling jesus?

-shure, just let me find my tobacco first...

rolling jesus by laberge October 21, 2009

Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse 

A cult created by high school mulitmedia kids dedicated to the advancement of the Church of Raptor Jesus through holy war and the conquer of the universe.

"Man, the Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse are the most badass overlords ever, they give out free tacos!"

Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse by DinoKnight0 May 2, 2010

You need Jesus 

People on this website..

If you are on on urban dictionary you need Jesus

You need Jesus by Mhmyensn May 17, 2022

fuck me in the ass because i love jesus 

Your man is un-pleased with you, but you dont want to lose your virginity till marriage. So the best song ever was created Named "Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus"

DID YOU HEAR SAMANTHA GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS BC SHE LOVES JESUS???
Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus: You low key a hoe but still want to be loved

fuck me in the ass because i love jesus by Pussy Poppin hand stand 69 April 10, 2017

talk about jesus 

Phrase used in order to disguise the fact that you are going out to smoke pot.

Johnny: Hey mom im going to Timmys to talk about jesus
Mom: Ok have fun sweetie

Minutes later

Johnny: Dude I love talking about jesus!
Timmy: Me too! Pass the Honey Buns

talk about jesus by callmemunch March 30, 2008