Donkey phat

A thick ass white girl

“Damn did you see her ass, that jaunt was donkey phat!”

by BiggdaddyL April 29, 2019

Donkey Eating Figs

A term used to describe a unbelievably funny moment that would cause you to die from laughing.

Man 1: *tells a hilarious joke*
Man 2: HAHAHAHA Donkey Eating Figs bro
Man 1: *Fucking dies*

by Cryphippus December 27, 2024

Donkey Dog

A form of Chocolate Hotdog where the last bit of crap fall next to the Bottom of the Toilet Bowl.
This can happen on purpose or by accident but whoever pulls their pants down on the toilet will get crap on their pants.
They then sit on their office chair and stain that too.
Frequently used by disgruntled employee's.

I got Donkey Dogged

by Donkeydog1973 September 28, 2023

DONKEY

1 from shrek

DONKEY GET OUT OF ME SWAMP

by GabbieStan21 January 23, 2019

Donkey

A partisan Democrat with severe ignorance and an overinflated sense of confidence

“This donkey thinks coyotes are actually animals that illegal aliens ride in on”

by npcOtter October 24, 2020

Donkey

1. The animal that can kick you in the ball really hard
2. The word that your mom uses as a PG word

(When you're in the car and your mum gets mad)
Mom: Fuck you, ya asshole
You: Mom, could you please use some better language. You're in front of a kid.
Mom: Ok, how 'bout I use some better words like: Sex you, you donkey hole. They're all synonyms, ya piece of shit.
You: (leaves the chat)
Mom:

by IFuckedYOurMOom February 10, 2020

Donkey

A fat-ass blunt.

Yo lets go roll up a donkey, and get ripped.

by KB Daddy August 5, 2017