puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat

jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!

by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023

Burnt the toaster

A plan that either gone wrong or not as expected

DANGIT! I burnt the toaster

by Potato fan January 11, 2024

Molly milk toast

A bland or basic person that is palatable yet otherwise, the lesser of two options if given a choice against a person with more exuberance in nature or appearance.

I’d invite her but she’s so Molly Milk Toast and would bring the groups average down.

by The.Smoking.Gun January 17, 2024

Beans and Toast

A weird obsession of the posh humanoid species also known as the British

Beans and toast is a strange food combination where one applies beans on a slice of bread.
This is a delightful treat for the British species

by leg392 November 22, 2023

what the french toast

a non vulgar more polite way to say to what the fuck when being being vulgar is not appropriate or unwanted

my neighbor karen illegally had my car towed what the french toast was she thinking

by bluebear July 30, 2024

low down dirty toaster

An act in which you place two slices of bread in your buttcrack while a Bigfoot in a gimp suit paints you like one of his

French girls to the sound of Freebird. This is typically performed in September.

I took off the first weekend to Canada, in hopes of a little low down dirty toaster action. It was aight.

by CyberBigfoot April 21, 2024

skillz are on toast, mate

Not only is it good, it's fuckin good. You got the skillz, but these skillz are on toast.

*Term should be reserved for only the skilledezt of the skilled.

"Aw man, how did you make that totally dope vintage music video?"

"These skillz are on toast, mate."

Or.....

"Damn! Your production skillz are on toast, mate!"

by Markaiyo March 4, 2025