by a guy you wont remember January 27, 2022
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by Red_Cum_pussy_fart May 6, 2016
Get the earal sex mug.Coupons you give to your significant other for sexual favors. The coupons are normally non transferable and may be good for "1 Blow job", "1 night of sex", etc. Sex coupons are normally gifted on Birthdays and Christmas. These coupons are rarely honored, unless the issuing party is "in the mood", and the expiration date is basically whenever the issuer deems it to be. Sex coupons are normally given when money is tight, and there is an obligation to give some sort of gift for an occasion.
Also referred to as "Ass Rations"
Also referred to as "Ass Rations"
by Dodgamatic September 17, 2014
Get the Sex Coupons mug.The dried, crusty bullshit that stays on your dick and her pussy after sex. Prominent in middle eastern women, especially those with yak pussy.
Atiya and I were fucking real hard last night, and I woke up with this nasty sex humus all over my cock. Her yak pussy was so covered that it turned into a penis flytrap.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015
Get the Sex Humus mug.Two people masturbating on the phone wether through voice call or FaceTime. Kinda like sexting.
It’s normal if you don’t live that close to your partner and haven’t seen them in a while.
It’s definitely weird if you’re a minor and a 19yr old on discord moaning into a mic and calling each other weird pet names like pup and kitten. Pls get a life and stop dating ppl across the world. Discord relations don last 9/10 anyways…
It’s normal if you don’t live that close to your partner and haven’t seen them in a while.
It’s definitely weird if you’re a minor and a 19yr old on discord moaning into a mic and calling each other weird pet names like pup and kitten. Pls get a life and stop dating ppl across the world. Discord relations don last 9/10 anyways…
by Mommy chulo February 18, 2022
Get the E-Sex mug.Marks parents where gone on a trip for the weekend so they had the house all to them selves. They where watching Netflix when mark pauses the tv. then he leans over and kisses Amanda . he trys to pull away but Amanda starts to kiss him more passionately. They start to touch there tongues when Amanda takes Marks shirt off. She starts to kiss his neck as she makes her way down to his wonderful 6 pack. Then she takes his pants off and starts to give mark a handjob. She rubs his 10 inch cock gentle at first but As it gets hard she gets rough she squeezes and rubs it when he moans she starts to lick the tip slowly but then she makes her way up He screams and tells her to put all of it her mouth.
She does as he asked he cums all in her mouth. She instantly drinks up ever drop when she is done Mark strips her, picks her up and caries her to the bed. As he starts to eat out her tight shaved pussy as she moans he licks her clit carful not to penetrate. Then he he starts to finger her and she screams. Nothing had ever felt this good And then mark looks up at Amanda and enters her . She cummed all over his dick and moans so loud the neighbors could probably hear her but she didn’t care. All she cared about was that she was having the best sex ever. As mark hits her g-spot and she screams for him to go harder . Ohhhh it felt so good. He cums inside of her and she starts to violently shake from pleasure. Soon she falls asleep in marks arms knowing she just created the best sex story ever
She does as he asked he cums all in her mouth. She instantly drinks up ever drop when she is done Mark strips her, picks her up and caries her to the bed. As he starts to eat out her tight shaved pussy as she moans he licks her clit carful not to penetrate. Then he he starts to finger her and she screams. Nothing had ever felt this good And then mark looks up at Amanda and enters her . She cummed all over his dick and moans so loud the neighbors could probably hear her but she didn’t care. All she cared about was that she was having the best sex ever. As mark hits her g-spot and she screams for him to go harder . Ohhhh it felt so good. He cums inside of her and she starts to violently shake from pleasure. Soon she falls asleep in marks arms knowing she just created the best sex story ever
by I give good blowjobs September 18, 2020
Get the Sex story mug.In my opinion a subject that shouldn't be taught in school anymore. My reason for saying this is that all it is is a scare tactic that teaches a load of bullshit like condoms fail 90% of the time, and that if you have sex you will get an STD no matter what. Its just a scare tactic to scare people into living a life of abstinence(although there's nothing wrong with wanting to be abstinent.)
In my opinion when it comes to sex, it should be taught at home by parents to their children, because in all honesty, sex is a very personal and spiritual thing that shouldn't be taught through diagrams and false statistics.
In my opinion when it comes to sex, it should be taught at home by parents to their children, because in all honesty, sex is a very personal and spiritual thing that shouldn't be taught through diagrams and false statistics.
We shouldn't have sex ed in school anymore because now, it's nothing but a huge scare tactic about STDs and Pregnancy. Instead sex should be taught at home by the parents. And listen parents, it may be easy to leave it up to the school to teach your children about sex, but it's better to do it at home, because you don't know who is teaching your kids, it could be a person who knows very little about it, a person who has a bad opinion of it, or even a complete pervert.
by Nathan575 September 30, 2008
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