Deepest Darkest Mud

think realistically, if you were telepathic, but still broke, genuinely having the potential to get a job in the field of telepathy, because you’re for one, telepathic. for two, unusual. for three, in the mud. for four?.. new. how would you feel? this is the deepest darkest mud, and the most dangerous mud. to the environment around the mud, and you (actually inside the mud). don’t get in the deepest darkest mud.

Human-1: dude, we’re in seem deep mud.

Human-2: dude we are. i’m probably in the Deepest Darkest Mud.

Human-1: i empathize with that.

Human-2: thats impossible, what? - in mind-

( can you hear my thoughts )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -

( yeah bro.. why are you listening to country . music in there ? )
Human-2: - in mind -

( uhh this is embarrassing bro leave )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -

( whatever, you definitely . bitch made )

by smoke.knows.more January 01, 2023

Mud Brawl

Going to a wet baseball diamond and pushing eachother until one person is left standing. They are crowned as the World Champion Mud Brawler.

Dude, let's do a massive Mud Brawl.

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Mud Froggin

A term used by police in Mount Vernon NY (Murderville) for chasing black folks off of the corners. Otherwise you have to listen to their soul full lament (Ghetto Blasters) and clean up the dead bodies in the morning which is VERY annoying.

Derived from walking up to a fish pond where the mud frogs are hanging out. They see you and jump in the water to keep from getting caught.

Sergeant Joe said to police officer Mario "Get to mud frogging I can't hear the police radio over this rap music"

by Joedecop September 21, 2014

San Francisco mud

The liquid human feces found on the streets of San Francisco.

Is this San Francisco mud on your shoes or what?

by Sexydimma January 21, 2023

in the mud

you say that when someone fails in the game trackmania

fuck i fail.
you are in the mud

by inthemud January 16, 2023

new zealand mud slide

A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.

"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"

by ChaoTato May 05, 2020

The mud crab

When a partner inserts their thumb into the Anus of a women along with the other four fingers into the vagina pinching down in a crab like motion.

Connor gave Kaleigh the mud crab in order to drag her back into his sex dungeon

by Brickcuc May 14, 2022