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Chuck Jizz

To allow your most ridiculous ideas to project out of you with reckless abandon (no f¥cks given) in the knowledge people won’t f@ck with them regardless and that’s ok because you do. Stupid ideas are the key to an innovative future.

“Stupid ideas I feel are like sperm cells that fight to reach the egg during the process of reproduction. Some of these sperms are in our thoughts and some in the universe and the egg is the prize, the goal which is called innovation. Now the competition is good as long as someone wins. But my idea here is to generate twins. I want more people to win. For that to happen more stupid ideas like the sperm cells which lost track needs to reach their goal towards innovation. What can we do? Create more sperm cells(stupid ideas) or help existing sperm cells(stupid ideas) to reach the egg(innovation stage)or find them other eggs by creating more eggs to reach by giving them a direction.” - Bijswajeet Das (date unknown)
“It’s probably best not to use Chuck Jizz in verbal conversation. I have on various occasions and it’s incredibly uncomfortable
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DON JAZZY

You are don jazzy

You are don jazzying me
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Pfiz-jizz

I'm getting my first shot of pfiz-jizz on Friday.
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A Jizz

1 Jizz = 5 milliliters.
Jizz is a volume that can be converted to other volumes. 1 jizz is the average amount jizz you ejaculate each time.
How much vanilla do you need?”
“1 A jizz”
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Ghost Jizz

Get away from me with your Ghost Jizz!!
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The Jizz Twister

(got to have a girl with multiple tattoos)

Just before you cum, the girl shouts which tattoo she wants you to jizz on and you got to aim it and correctly spray onto the tattoo.
"I was banging my girlfriend last night and she told me to aim for the clock, so I did and we Achieved the jizz twister"
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JUMBO JIZZ JANUARY

(JJJ)
This is ONLY for those that made it through both NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December) congrats to all of those men, you all make me proud
Man 1: “YES I DID IT!!! Now I can do jumbo jizz January.”
Man 2: “congrats, I fucking suck.”
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