Gayzy eye 

When a straight married man has a wandering eye for another man.

See, you think they are happily married, but I heard he has a Gayzy eye.

Gayzy eye by NOLA Patsmear March 7, 2013

Bouncing Eyes 

The motion your eyes get when you look at a thick, bouncing woman's ass while walking behind her, or when this same instance occurs with boobs from the front (ex females jogging)

Example 1
Guy 1: "Dude, I got a problem..."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I get bouncing eyes when walking with my girlfriend, I get it real bad..."
Guy 2: "Well just stare at your girlfriend until the nice meat in front of you goes away."
Guy 1: "Thanks man, I'll try that."

Example 2
*walking with friend*
Guy 1: "Joe put away those bouncin' eyes you look like your on a damn pogo stick!"

Bouncing Eyes by _Gnasher_ April 8, 2013

False eyes 

when a guy moves his friend in front of him to stare at a girl from a distance while appearing to be looking at his friend; A Perverts way of secretly staring at a girls body without getting caught

Dude, give me some False Eyes so I can stare at Megan

False eyes by TheAbusementPark May 31, 2013

julio eyes

the phrase julio eyes is from the legend of the priest julio sent as a companion of the great healer that god sent to watch it bake and thus is the reason for when you smoke his holy herb you see life through his eyes for as long as you so channel his spirit into you

hey man dave had some stuff last night and we got major julio eyes

julio eyes by that daft tye October 1, 2013

pee eye 

pee eye = the urethral meatus or orifice of the glans

the gf stopped sucking his cock and put her fingernail in his pee eye to make sure it was not congested and his cumload spurted out of the pee eye

pee eye by gringo feliz October 10, 2013

Snail Eye Syndrome

When a mans member is flaccid when he should be performing. And every time you go to touch it it shrinks.

"How was it last night with Tom? Not great he had snail eye syndrome at the beginning, but by the end I cured it."

Snail Eye Syndrome by Weeping Sore December 9, 2013

Arabian eye pillow 

To rest ones balls on another's eyes.

"Hey Tony, I'm having trouble sleeping. It's too bright in here."
"OK here, let me give you an Arabian eye pillow."
"Ah, much better! No light can penetrate your scrotum!"

Arabian eye pillow by stubblybeaver March 6, 2014