dutch duck 

a retarded duck

12:31 <+lilchristiano> wats a dutch duck
12:31 <+Duckeh> me XD

dutch duck by thisguy111!1 January 18, 2009

Rubber Duck 

A crusty lump of drugs left in the bottom of a bathtub that has been used for making drugs.

"The rubber duck will fuck you up"

Rubber Duck by meme5555 August 9, 2012

fuck a duck 

a mild oath. rats.

fuck a duck by mainframe October 31, 2003

Canadian Duck Scratcher 

a South African man who enjoys scratching jaguars or other felines normally in their naughty places

Bob is such a Canadian Duck Scratcher!

Canadian Duck Scratcher by Lord and Lady D February 9, 2009

Muff Duck 

When one avoids or otherwise escapes from a less than attractive female.

Guy A: My GOD she was ugly and she was trying to make out with me so I muff ducked her.
Guy B: You what?
Guy A: I got the hell out of there.

Muff Duck by MuffDucker November 8, 2010

Thirsty Duck

One who cheats on their significant other, more specifically engages in strictly oral actions.

Person 1- "Damn! I saw Jaquisha running out of that man's house at 2am!"

Person 2- "I wouldn't doubt that bro, I knew she was a Thirsty Duck!"

Thirsty Duck by GHoZT February 8, 2013

wild duck 

Crazy mofo that knows how to go hard. Lives life to the fullest

Dude i slammed a 30 by myself last night. Ur a wild duck man
Dude i'm gonna tap that girl tonight. Ha go for it u wild duck

wild duck by xWildBoyx69 November 20, 2013