Shot block

When you go to cum in a woman and she shoves her hand in the way

Did you hear Kyle got shot blocked last night

by Bigmac16 January 27, 2020

al-block

A way to trick people into walking for a great distance by understating the distance it takes to get somewhere.

Yo fool, lets go get some pizza, its only 2 Al-Blocks away! (meanwhile, the pizza joint could be a good 3 hour drive away if its "only" 2 Al-Blocks!)

by Miguel March 20, 2004

Malice Block

In means to block a fellow user that did no harm to them with wrongful intention and to cause distress to that user on social media and furthering insulting said user on their own account in an immature manner.

Person A: Dude, I just discovered one of my friends blocked me cause I posted another picture of my fav food and I suffered a Malice Block.

Person B: All that for a picture of pizza

Person A: Yeah ikr, who gets triggered by pizza?! Lol

Person B: I saw what they said about you, it's really distasteful

Person A: Yeah, it was very harmful when they could've just DMed me personally to express how they really felt. People just not brave and 100 anymore.

Person : Tch, some friend...

by Soul-the-Mysterious May 31, 2022

Path Blocking

The act of a person or pet with the intention of controlling and/or impeding the direction or progress of your forward momentum.

I was late to the zoom meeting for to path blocking from my cats.

by MissJiff February 5, 2021

Grot blocked

When a complete grot of a person ruins your peace and happiness with their narcissistic, selfish, calculated ways

Person 1: I heard Shannan’s doing really well nowadays
Person 2: yeah she was, she’s fucked now but. She got grot blocked

Person 1: whatever happened with that Beez fella, did he turn out alright?
Person 2: fuck no! He grot blocked her. She’s not herself anymore.

by ShannanD July 5, 2025

Spin the block

Retrying after an attempt of anything.

Mostly used in songs about shooting at an opponent. The opp either missed the shot or the shooter wants to get the homies too.

Our proposal was denied in the meeting today but once we spin the block with some things, the proposal will be granted.

by Gofigureitout September 7, 2022

Wood block

It is when you’re friend is in a long distance relationship or a relationship which has ran out of gas and they refuse to give up; as if their trying to get wood from a dead tree.

My friend is trying to wood block himself at every encounter now. It’s utterly horrendous, they need to end it.

by Thermoraptor May 6, 2022