Jared is a tall man who hit puberty at a young age. He has a huge d**k and the ladies can always see his bulge.
by Jackasswhohatesyouall December 8, 2016
Get the Jared Laingmug. Yerba de la Buena is a Venezuelan-founded, Brooklyn-based cultural brand and cannabis movement representing high-quality weed ("yerba") and a creative lifestyle rooted in Latin American heritage, community connection, and sophisticated rebellion. Founded by a Venezuelan creative as a cultural reference point for Latinx cannabis enthusiasts and artists, it stands for curiosity, cultural pride, and conscious living. Bringing together art, music, food, and cannabis in an elevated, minimalist, and poetic way.
After a long day, I rolled up some Yerba de la Buena and felt instantly connected to that Brooklyn vibe.
by Yerbertio July 9, 2025
Get the Yerba de la Buenamug. The wanting to have intercourse with someone.
by slayqween April 5, 2023
Get the Carne de la nochémug. by pedroaguia8 March 9, 2023
Get the las vegasmug. by Drd backwards May 6, 2022
Get the La Cretamug. The most vile , disgusting , selfish, lowest life form on the planet. A parasite to everything it comes into contact with. Sucking the life and resourses out of its hosts then moves on to other hosts leaving its offspring behind to finish the job.
No one feel sorry for the women who marries A Pepe La Puke, he still thinks he’s south of the border
by Dadonn February 19, 2025
Get the A Pepe La Pukemug. Emma:
E- Empathetic to the core
M- Memorable and Magical
M- Music to your soul
A- Absolutely wonderful
Sweeter than an M&M (but not the peanut kind because she doesn’t like them). If you stumble upon an Emma, BEWARE: Your stomach will fill with a thousand fluttering mariposas at first glance; her contagious smile, calming presence, big brown eyes and enormous heart will get you right from the start; and her spontaneity and excitement for the little things in life (like carefully crafting tiny origami dragons) will inspire you to get out and try something new yourself. You may have only known her for a few months, but she’ll quickly prove to you that she is one of a kind. Win her over with some churros, a Ghibli movie, or a gentle melody on the piano… she’ll fall right asleep. Watch as she’ll shy away and timidly smile when you give her a compliment or tell her how full she makes you feel. Never dare to touch her toes or remove her glasses, you’ll have it coming for you if you do. Emmas are a rare find, especially those that accept your ridiculous language mistakes (like « faire du pipi »). Tell her that she’s breathtakingly beautiful inside and out, because they easily forget. And, MOST importantly, remind them of their courage and strength; they make you want to become the best version of yourself.
E- Empathetic to the core
M- Memorable and Magical
M- Music to your soul
A- Absolutely wonderful
Sweeter than an M&M (but not the peanut kind because she doesn’t like them). If you stumble upon an Emma, BEWARE: Your stomach will fill with a thousand fluttering mariposas at first glance; her contagious smile, calming presence, big brown eyes and enormous heart will get you right from the start; and her spontaneity and excitement for the little things in life (like carefully crafting tiny origami dragons) will inspire you to get out and try something new yourself. You may have only known her for a few months, but she’ll quickly prove to you that she is one of a kind. Win her over with some churros, a Ghibli movie, or a gentle melody on the piano… she’ll fall right asleep. Watch as she’ll shy away and timidly smile when you give her a compliment or tell her how full she makes you feel. Never dare to touch her toes or remove her glasses, you’ll have it coming for you if you do. Emmas are a rare find, especially those that accept your ridiculous language mistakes (like « faire du pipi »). Tell her that she’s breathtakingly beautiful inside and out, because they easily forget. And, MOST importantly, remind them of their courage and strength; they make you want to become the best version of yourself.
If you are in need of a smile at the end of a tough day, find an Emma (à la française) for a quick cure.
by ToniToto December 23, 2023
Get the Emma (à la française)mug.