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Take your plane to work day 

The special day of taking a plane specifically a Boeing 747 into your preferred workspace on the 11th day of September each year. The most memorable sites was the World Trade Centre, Pentagon, A random Field in Pennsylvania and somewhere else I can't exactly remember.
Hey Jim! Did you know tomorrow is Take your plane to work day?
Jim: Sweet! I'll ask my Dad to let me fly his Boeing 747 into work!

Take Several Seats 

Something Snoop Dogg would say in a song and it sound cool, which then becomes the song of the century.... anyways not the point.

When kearston won't back off.. (idk who kearston is, but she sounds like someone who needs to take several seats)
"Kearston you need to take several seats, and get off my back"

take a hot shower

a phrase used to tell someone they arent horny enough
“Bro she said she wanted to sleep with you and you said no? Take a hot shower my G

Take it to the grave

Something that u shouldn’t have said and should’ve just took it to the grave
John :“I like my cousin”
Chris : should’ve take it to the grave we didn’t have to hear that

Take-down 

Has 95 base power but you take recoil damage.
Hym "Soooo... What you're saying is: I would succeed where the others failed? I mean, it's not much of a take-down because I'm telling what I'm going to say to every question you could possibly ask. 'I'm ToO iMpOrTaNt To Go DoWn LiKe ThIs!' he saids. I mean, it's not like I need to be pulled off the ledge of a cliff. You're ethic literally requires you to tell the truth but you can't because you'd reveal yourself as a charlatan. And it would be an objectively good thing to do. Like the shopping cart moral dilemma thing. You're making rules just to exempt yourself from them at your convenience. That's the literal definition of playing God."
Take-down by Hym Iam July 23, 2022

Double-take Funny 

When something is not funny enough to laugh at originally but causes a much more intense delayed laugh. Usually directed at shows trying to do what the Office did, because of the epic but mildly funny attempt.
"We cooked that California shaped cake with a real wildfire."

*awkward pause*

(was that too politically incorrect to be funny?)

....nope. Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.

.................... that was a bit of a Double-take funny, eh?
Double-take Funny by Pudding383838383 September 19, 2009