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russian quilt 

The Dutch Oven, but 100 times worse
Babe why did you give me the Russian Quilt?!
russian quilt by Tristian Gross January 24, 2021

Russian Oven 

When you blow hot air in your Russian girls Vagina and it blows back the smell on your nose.
Brandon blew into Tanya's vagina giving himself a Russian oven
Russian Oven by blincheeke February 3, 2021

Russian person 

A person from russia who can speak with a strong russian accent, probably they are a gopnik, but a good one, you know?
Me- Hey Sasha, how are you?

Sasha/with a strong russian accent/: aim doin greit! I hav bine working on my sitting like a tru gopnik, want to sie?

Me- wow you are a true russian person lol
Russian person by ThisPersonIsYinn February 15, 2021

Russian Concussion 

A Russian Concussion is when one nuts into female's ears (preferably after intercourse), and then knock them unconscious.
Yeah dude we are doing some freaky shit, I gave her the ol' Russian Concussion last night.

russia homosexist 

a person who plays csgo all day, drinks vodka 25/8, you know basically a normal ruski dude but acts sus, russia homosexists are really rare to find, but you might get to see a few in your life.

(They can be only found in CS:GO, only exceptions are when you are in siberia, you drink vodka in ice in your igloo, you get out to salute the polar bear and you see a russia homosexist drunk asf talking to it)
eg. "Oh yea fucking western spy daddy, cum in my mouth, let's invade Germany together"

eg. 2 -Do you remember that ruski guy from our comp match?

-Oh yea, is he gay?

-No dummy, that's a russia homosexist

Russian Sneeze 

A sneeze that is unique to Russia and the surrounding countries. They commonly look like a regular sneeze with a gunshot or heavy artillery shot in place of the sound.
European : "Sneeze"
Russian : "T-34 76.2mm HEAT Round Sound"
European: "Wow that was a Russian Sneeze"
Russian Sneeze by DarkestVoids April 1, 2021