Jake

If your name is Jake, you are in need of IMMEDIATE mental help. Besides that, he can be a good friend and always know how to make you laugh. He can be supportive but sometimes he takes his jokes a little far. He is basically bones, twig-like arms and a pale-ish complexion.There's never a dull moment with a Jake.

JAKE STOP CALLING ME "WOMAN"

by HEEEEEEEEEheeeeeeeeeee October 7, 2020

Jake

jakes are swag. all cute and humour. u won’t catch Marty Mcfly with a Jake around. make sure to get a bf or friend called jake because u won’t regret it ;)

*and don’t be fooled by the bad rep j names have, they’re the sweetest, truly

that typa swag can only come from a jake

by yoyothegreat August 22, 2021

Jake Toles

A young man who enjoys falling thirty feet onto his face

Jake Toles freefalling

Oh look, Jake Toles is bleeding out

Jake Toles naked in a helicopter

by spoonemoore November 16, 2011

jake

jake is leng. jake is a fittie. jake is a hottie

“holy shit have you seen jake?”
“no, why?”
“because he’s so leng!”

by lucyt123 December 26, 2022

Jake the Ape

A nasty primate only known for shitting out of windows and eating his shit. He's a nasty animal and even his parents wonder how they produced.

Jake the Ape shit out my window.

by Jake the Ape July 13, 2014

Jake Dix

An unfortunate name with a fortunate soul. Greatly gifted at the art of throwing balls. Aka Jake the snake

Jake Dix throws a dirty bouncer

by Tomthelegend September 11, 2021

Jake Paul

a braindead fucker, that brainwashes children into watching his cancer inducing vlogs.
people that like him must be complete dumbasses.

he's nothing but a scum. and needs to be arrested for the fucked up shit he's done.
and his brother isn't any better.

hey, you good? you seem traumatized.

i think i just got brain cancer, because i watched a jake paul video..

ouch.

by leagueofdick September 30, 2018