i hate simps

i hate simps mean we no want simps A simp is a person who did too much for a girl or man.

John: i literally brought a house for her and she rejected me Jack: I hate simps

by A stroke October 28, 2020

i tell it how it is

An excuse people with no filter use all the time

Friend: JOHN THATS AN EXTREMELY RACIST THING TO SAY AT A FUNERAL

John: I tell it how it is

by Travy patty connoisseur November 6, 2022

I 'lobb' you

Lobb,

Used to express immense love for someone or something but unlike love it is not permanent.

Use lobb for added effect, to be
Mysterious.

Also because the word love was so last century

Eg : omg dude I 'lobb' you so much

(notice it's cute and leaves the reader/receiver wondering wth the person saying)

by Seejjjaaaalllll April 22, 2020

I don't want to

Me neither

"I don't want to do homework"

by anonymous November 11, 2017

I Miss Him

When you miss the guy of your dreams so much to type in "I miss him" on urbandictionary.

I MISS HIM

by KriMW December 10, 2010

I eat ass.

"I eat ass." is a pickup line commonly used by men who wishes to be direct with their romantic partners.
In Japanese, it is read as ketsu wo taberu

"Ma'am, you don't seem to understand this, but I eat ass."

"Women want you to be strong and direct, so don't say 'What's your name.' Just say 'I eat ass.' "

by The Allapaca August 15, 2016

I hate drama!

What girls say when they actually love drama. It's a ploy; a tactic to divert attention from their dramatic schemes.

Girl: Oh my God, I HATE DRAMA! Ugh, I can't believe Amber is here, let's leave and make a scene.

by desert killer November 2, 2007