High School Girl Complex 

Occurs when a girl of high school age, likes a member of the opposite sex at the same high school age, however when the said member of the opposite sex is also interested, and asks the girl to a dance or movie, the girl declines somewhat politely putting off that she is not interested even though she is interested. Further, she wants him to make a move, but does not want him to make a move, putting the boy in an impossible and lose-lose situation; forcing him to make a choice between rejection, or isolation. The reasoning behind this complex is not yet known.

High School Girl Complex: Jessica likes Albert, Albert knows this, Albert likes Jessica. Albert asks Jessica to a dance put on by the high school, Jessica declines. Albert, confused and perplexed, is unsure about how to continue with Jessica.

High School Girl Complex by MamaJamaJr May 27, 2009

St. Martin High

Ok let’s start off with the obvious stuff. THIS SCHOOL IS ABSOLUTE SHIT. To sum it up St Martin is the preview of hell. It’s just a jumbled up community of furries, the worst of the bunch, emo kids that wear big ass boots. Those the lemon peppa steppas you got on? The rednecks, the weird freshman who act like they run this shit, the stoners (I am apart of this group. we chill asf) the nicotine fiends, the “fighters”, the REAL fighters, the wannabe thugs, the absolute hoes and then the normal people. The school food taste like it was cooked in satans kitchen. When I tell you there’s nothing worse than our school food, I’m not exaggerating at all. The bread is hard as a mf rock, the milk is spoiled, the sandwiches are stone cold, the other food served is either just trash or not even edible. If our school was an nfl team we’d be the jets rn. We have bs policies like UNIFORMS, no headphones even if we are just chillin in the courtyard not bothering anyone, and you can dye your hair the rainbow but you can’t get on your phone at all apparently. They shut down the internet cus I was getting too many bitches obviously. Also, y’all need to get y’all’s cringy ass relationships in check. Some of y’all be doing the most around people and try to say we jealous of y’all when y’all are being unbelievably obnoxious. Last thing, if you smell like ass, GO TO THE MF HYGIENE CLOSET. THAT SHIT IS FREE. especially if yo coochie stank like damn, got the whole school smellin like straight TUNA.

“What is St. Martin High?”
“Nothing can explain and the closest thing would probably be hell itself”

St. Martin High by Baby-D-K- October 20, 2021

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

The fear of long words.

Girl 1: Hey remember in Mary Poppins when she sang that song, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

Girl 2: AAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!!!

Girl 1: Whoa, what's wrong? Do you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

Girl 2: STOP SAYING THOSE WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by Anya likes spaghetti and bread November 26, 2013

Himbo 

An attractive man, often very buff or fit, that is not particularly smart or bright but often tries to be respectful, particularly to women.

e.g JFK from Clone High

He's so attractive, but not super smart, is he? Himbo energy.

Himbo by vibesx November 15, 2020

blind hippo 

someone who is blind to their own hypocrisy, even after other people try to explain to him/her of their hypocrisy

A: "I hate people that complain about other people; they're SO annoying!"
B: "You're being a blind hippo"
A: "How is that?"
B: "You're complaining about people that complain about people."
A: "How does that make me a blind hypocrite?!"

blind hippo by itsANGiE February 16, 2008

prank him john 

Don’t get pranked by John

John “yo look who fell asleep first “

Joe “ prank him John !”

John” hehe you already know “

-John licks lips and face gets Serious-

-John repeatedly claps jims cheeks-

Joe” YOO YOOOOOOO

prank him john by Prank him John August 26, 2021

Crispy hippie 

A hippie that has been tasered into submission.

Hippie 1: I said "What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?" Then he tased me. When I regained consciousness I was in the gladiator pen at the LA County lockup with a yellow post-it note on my chest that said 'Crispy Hippie.'

Hippie 2: Let's go have a big bowl of crunchy granola.

Crispy hippie by BcozTheNite March 28, 2008