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A fat ass, typically referred to as Miguel De La Cruz, is a lazy fuck who loves sitting his ass down all day playing Rainbow Six Siege while yelling "HOW DID I NOT KILL HIM!?!?!? I SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD!!!!" with the sound of their keyboard being smashed in the background. Furthermore, when asked, fat ass will reject going out to hang with friends. What fat ass's friends don't know is that it's not that he doesn't want to go, it's just his musty ass is stuck in his chair from playing too much video games and he doesn't want to call the fire department to get it out. As usual, fat ass doesn't really have any real friends. All his "friends" are only there to get closer to fucking his sister.
Hey Fat Ass, want to come to the Americana tonight?
Bro, I'm Miguel De La Cruz, you should already know the answer to that one.
Fat Ass by kalensucks March 23, 2019
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fat caden 

A fat shit that wont stop eating
Fat Caden you fat shit get off the couch
fat caden by Madlycrazycat May 15, 2019

Fat Fucker 

Someone who isn't such a bad guy, just fat. Not to be confused with a Fat Fuck, which is completely different.
Don't ever get caught between that fat fucker and a box of doughnuts.
Fat Fucker by Phantom Friend February 2, 2020

Fat Dick 

Something you dont have
You dont have a Fat Dick
Fat Dick by ILoveNagger June 16, 2020

Fat Ass Cap 

when a nigga is capping so hard it is unbelievable.
When Shant said, ā€œI’m not a shirt nigga,ā€ That was some fat ass cap.

fat daddy 

A man who is older, sccessful and has a large built. It is not a requirement for a fat daddy to be obease, he can just be swool. Fat daddies have nice cars and dress well. They are also good looking. There is a chance that he could be a Kappa.
Girl 1: Who is that stepping out of that Bentley?

Girl 2: Oowe he's a fine fat daddy. I'm gonna go talk to him.
fat daddy by QueenB92 July 1, 2011