no internet connection

the thing that pops up on your phone when your parents found out you've been watching Porn

No internet connection? time to talk to your parents t('-'t)

by Dying_Fish t('-'t) July 29, 2017

the internet of things

A network of things exchanging data without requiring normal human interaction.

Me - youtu.be/dy5xLVx2NGY ..

Eric - "That's not even a good example of the internet of things"

by Mr.Al October 21, 2017

open internet

The internet version of open book. Usually used when referring to a teacher letting you use your laptop and the internet during a test.

My art history teacher let us have an open internet test for our midterm! It was awesome!

by pxs1919 October 24, 2017

cow internet

1. A typo associated with going towards something or related to "omw."
2. Bad, slow, and a laggy game connection.

1. I'm cow internet!
2. I have cow internet, ugh.

by QuartzEx April 23, 2018

The Internet

The Internet is a place with no chill and can poison your mind if you're not careful on what you search

Guy 1- Jerry had to go to a therapist because he searched "1 man 1 jar" .

Guy 2- Oh shit the internet has claimed another victim.

by bihlilboi January 21, 2018

The internet

Where you find porn

I watched a lot of porn on the internet last night!!!

by Mccheze12186 January 23, 2018

The Internet

According to Titus Andromedon from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, “Kim, let me explain how the Internet works. See, it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes, and those tubes are filled with the Internet. And it's coming here through the air.”

Kim, let me explain how the Internet works. See, it's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes, and those tubes are filled with the Internet. And it's coming here through the air.

by Rio9 July 3, 2018