Turd Burger

Some one who is horrible on the inside (e.g. Personality) but good on the outside (e.g. Physical appearance)

Girl 1: "Brian is such a jerk"

Girl 2: "yeah he's a total Turd Burger "
Girl 3: "Yeah he has a mean personality but he's still pretty hot "

by Its_Kyle July 30, 2017

turd grid

Mapping out a city's bathrooms to do poos in.

You're visiting New York? I hope you packed your turd grid, a good bathroom is hard to come by in that city!

by Angel Von Johnston August 7, 2017

Turd Burgling

When you unexpectedly give someone laxatives, and they unwillingly vacate their bowels, that is what we like to call "turd burgling".

Last night was insane; we were turd burgling like some 'shit witches' last night.

by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017

tumid

Tumid is when your biceps have a circumference of 12-13" you're not quite swole yet but you're getting there!

Person 1: Wow look at that guy's biceps!
Person 2: They're a decent size but not huge, he must be tumid!

by Aviators Glidery Boi April 19, 2018

turd

a big fat jerk

he is such a turd

by jeff the dankster April 19, 2018

Turd

1. A piece of fecal matter, most times referred to as shit.
2. That one guy who weens about being single but still treats women like shit.
3. One who behaves like a metaphorical piece of shit.

Damian is such a turd to anyone that I bet he will end up alone and contemplating suicide at an alley someday.

by YoItsYourBoySkinnyPenis October 30, 2017

turd flu

slang for a toilet that men (usually teenagers) use for when they masturbate on the toilet.

Jimmy: Yeah I masturbated on the turd flu during gym class
Elijah: Damn Jimmy! You’re insane!

by sebb. November 29, 2017