Irish Potato Famine 

A strong, alcoholic drink served primarily at Irish pubs and taverns. In a tall shot glass, a mixture of 2 parts Jameson whiskey is mixed with 1 part Chopin- a potato vodka. If served properly, it makes the bar patron vomit, grow week with hunger, and it will infect their daughter with cholera.

"Hey bartender, what are the drink specials?"

"Ní foclóir cuimsitheach acadúil atá ann ach a mhalairt Irish Potato Famine"

"...uh... I'll take an Irish Potato Famine?...OH NO! SUSIE!"

Irish Potato Famine by Jeff and Andrew May 24, 2007

crusty potato 

When you take a crap on a pillow and smear a person's face around in it. Then you force the person to let it harden on their face.

Dude, I don't think i can sleep in a bed anymore, that crusty potato ruined it for me.

crusty potato by sshhaawwttaayyy January 6, 2010

dutch potato 

A total idiot and is a extremely offensive terms for everyone

Did you hear what Caitlin called Colin?

No what?
A Dutch potato

Well that is true

dutch potato by Harrypotter394 June 20, 2016

Stance potato racing 

A horde of insufferable spuds who thirst over 4/10s whilst their overlords sit back and laugh

I left stance potato racing because they don't like my carrot boyfriend

Stance potato racing by Not an admin February 5, 2017

Stage Potato 

When a musician in a band stands on stage playing an instrument and they’re planted to the spot, no movement

Dave was playing bass in a band and he stood there like a total fucking stage potato

Stage Potato by Marvin Vadgebanger August 22, 2017

weird potato 

A girl who is weird, short but is caring and lovely, all the boys wants to sly-ther-in her bed.

Jonah: Wow did you see that girl?

Ahmad: Yea! She's such a weird potato!

weird potato by WhyTheHellAreYouLookingAtThis? August 23, 2017

rusty potato 

A sweat baked potato. It's rusty because of the color of the potato.

"That was a delicious rusty potato, you're a great cook!"

rusty potato by RedScum August 23, 2017