new zealand mud slide

A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.

"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"

by ChaoTato May 05, 2020

The mud crab

When a partner inserts their thumb into the Anus of a women along with the other four fingers into the vagina pinching down in a crab like motion.

Connor gave Kaleigh the mud crab in order to drag her back into his sex dungeon

by Brickcuc May 14, 2022

Mud Skull

When you pull your dick out of an asshole and it’s covered in poop, looking like a skull helmet with mud.

Bro, I fucked this hoe and she gave me a mud skull, totally gross but super fine ass.

by Carolina Chugger August 24, 2021

Mud track

A seasoned, if not inappropriately ignored version of a plumber’s crack

Hey Rob. Please pull your pants up. This is a new white couch and everyone can see your mud track.

by Mashpee Sal December 17, 2023

Mud track

A seasoned, in not unsanitary version of plumber’s crack

Hey Miller. Please pull up your pants. This is a new white couch and we can see your mud track.

by Mashpee Sal December 17, 2023

Mud Monster

When you're having so much fun yoou wouldn't even notice you're covered in shit.

"May we all be mud monsters"

by mmudmmonsterr September 17, 2021

Mud Monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit

“may we all be mud monsters”

by lowkeychloerose April 16, 2022