A person who claims to have some attribute in complete opposition to reality. as in Donkey Kong not being a donkey at all.
"Brian told me the other day he could program in C++, but it turns out he couldn't even open the editor. He's a real Donkey Kong."
by OMNIARCHON Psychomanc3r January 20, 2009
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by 2tonemafia March 13, 2011
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Male: Heyo Gangsta whats going on?
Female: Yo nothing holmes, just wanting to get donkey slapped.
Male: FWSHHH, there you go bitch.
Female: doesn't count dick was less than 6 inches
Male: *pulls out glock BANG BANG 'fuck you bitch'
Female: Yo nothing holmes, just wanting to get donkey slapped.
Male: FWSHHH, there you go bitch.
Female: doesn't count dick was less than 6 inches
Male: *pulls out glock BANG BANG 'fuck you bitch'
by Brackin homie October 14, 2018
Get the Donkey Slap mug.when a man has sexual relations with a female donkey the donkey must be cleaned out with a deuche before its next encounter. the female donkey must be cleaned with this deuche to ensure years of healthy well being.
in the movie clerks 2, there is a donkey show where you can make love to a donkey "kinky kelly" for 500 bucks. the donkey must be cleaned out with a donkey deuche between performances.
by bob plumblow March 15, 2008
Get the donkey deuche mug.Donkey Dong aka DD (Noun): A penis that is very skinny but VERY HAIRY!! Hairy to the point to where it looks like you have a dog dick that's HAIRY like donkey kong.
by Devneesssss July 23, 2017
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Get the Swamp donkey mug.A female often overweight and grotesque. Often found at high school parties, waiting for guys to get drunk therefore making them an easy target to engage in sexual acts.
by Brotoe March 10, 2009
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