cheese master

Homaosexual male who enjoys performing fellation upon uncircusised males, preferably with poor personal hygiene.

"Cyril is such a cheese master - He needs a mouthwash"

by D F Stuckey February 14, 2004

cheese ranger

An extremely sad and pathetic individual
whom wanks constantly.

That little perv is such a cheese ranger

by Sirus May 15, 2003

cheese dick

having the personality of a cocksucker

That Joe sure is a fucking cheesedick!

by blzdp June 23, 2003

cheese shoulder

it's when you take a slice of american cheese (the kind that's in the wrapper) and stick it to the back of someone's shirt, usually near their shoulder, without the person noticing. you don't tell them the cheese is there until they're in a crowd of people and then you yell "CHEESE SHOULDER!"

Bob punched me in the face after I gave him a cheese shoulder in front of his girlfriend.

by that girl April 15, 2004

hippo-cheese

A dairy product which is used to attract and capture wild hippos. After a hippo sized hole is dug in the ground it is covered by leaves over a straw mat. The cheese is placed in the centre. Nocturnal feeding hippos are lured by the scent of the cheese and fall into the hole below. They can then be domesticated and trained to be house-hippos.

Also used to describe something that appears better than it seems or lures somebody into danger.

I've read the brochure but its a load of hippo-cheese.

Whilst the upper classes believe that they can dabble with cocaine and not get hurt, they are in fact playing with hippo-cheese.

by hippo-catcher April 21, 2005

mackin on cheese

To hit on or flirt with a hott girl.

Dude, im totally gunna be mackin on cheese tonight.

by Markkkk L March 11, 2009

cheese slice

The triangle shaped sweat mark left by a woman on a vinyl seat. Most often seen on exercise equipment.

Damn MaryBeth, are you going to wipe off that cheese slice you left on the Lat Pulldown?

by bnasty October 16, 2006