Zitch

a female penguin, also used as a derogatory term. like bitch is a female dog and also a derogatory term.

Chris - "zitch!!"
Lindsey - "whats a zitch?"
Chris - "a female peguin"
Lindsey - "oh i get it. kinda like bitch"
Chris - "yeah!"
Lindsey - "like man she is such a Zitch!"
Chris - "you got it!"

by Lindsosaurusrex!! August 18, 2009

Ed Zitron

A carebear game reviewer in the mmo world who can't handle harsh ffa pvp with full looting. One who is too stupid to learn new gaming UIs. A liar. A carebear who belongs in world of warcraft. A one sided individual. A biased individual. One who cannot understand another persons gaming style. A person who relies on auto-aiming rather than fps style aim.

Ed Zitron doesn't understand risk vs reward.

by MrTruth555 May 9, 2009

ZitZo

What you say about a guy if he is performing extremly 1337. When a person has had the ZitZo status for a length of time, there is a posibility that this person becomes NOreFlexness.
The word was first recorded in the late 90's.

wow man, that guy is ZitZo!
He is totally ZitZing it out overthere.

by Mads December 4, 2004

zittled

To be riddled with zits. The term is a portmanteau of the words "riddled" and "zits."

The photo studio had to photoshop his zittled face.

by Fosforix May 30, 2006

Zito

Just a total goon that's part of a zito gang full of goons. A zito is defined as a weird goon that does weird and random things.

#1: Bro javi is such a zito

#2: Yeah I know all he does is mess around with our lacrosse gear with his squad of zitos

by Htbod April 26, 2017

Zita

The Zita is the sicilian version of "girlfend",Above all in the city of Catania is object of fights among the Bad boyz because you looked for 00.0001 sec their girlfriend In Teatro Massimo square!
Bro you are fucked! Ran away!

OOOUU FIGGHI SUCAMINCHI TALIASTI A ME ZITA?!! TI SCASSU RI COPPA!!!
AYO MOTHERF**KER YOU LOOKED MY GIRLFRIEND?! IM GOING TO BEAT YO ASS UP!!

by God of cannicavaddu March 30, 2023

Zituation

A commonly encountered predicament, Where when first gazing into the mirror you have a small family of pimples farming the landscape of your face...

Zit Pimple}

Gentleman A: Will you be attending the discotheque tonight?

Gentleman B: Not likely I have a pretty serious zituation on my hands here.

by The seeker!! December 19, 2008