Yoikes

just yikes but for retards

Guy 1: yo mam gey
Guy 2: no u
Guy 1: oh no
guy 1 ruptures an artery and fucking dies
Guy 2: Yoikes!
the friends theme plays

by conknbepis April 23, 2019

Yoinky Sploinky Church

The church that everyone should be praising so you aren't a victim of vehicular manslaughter in front of an orphanage.
Be alert at all times for a car if you dare disobey.

Yo, the new yoinky sploinky church has opened up across the street

by Zowl January 13, 2022

yoink

To steal, or grab something that does not belong to you. Made famous by the Simpsons

Excuse me?

Yeah

*when person is not looking*

yoink!

Aww damn! My phone is gone!

by DizzyLizzy November 15, 2006

yoink

To take rapidly.

Mark McGwire has used the word "yoink" on several occasions.

by Irish Lucas February 25, 2003

Yoink

To steal something small. Or to steal something quickly.

I yoinked the candy bar when the clerk wasn't looking.

by Samuel Throckmorton November 21, 2010

Yoink

to snatch away or to take. steal.

"Dude that hacker yoinked my internet access for 3 days!"

"I yoinked his red bull at the LAN party, it was hilarious."

by Edgar Allen Pwn June 24, 2008

yoink

said by a person (especially black) when stealing an item in front of the owner.

"Yoink my chicken now!" Tyrone said after gaining a free meal from Kevin.

by gandhi_dabs_on_brits March 18, 2018