wench

Common woman, Servant Girl, or Prostitute

get me my dinner wench..

by Frankie Lou July 21, 2005

wench

short for well hench.

"mate check that fat bitch! she is wench!!"

by braaphead September 23, 2007

Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

when you wanna say FML

Banker: You owe me 1.000.000.000$

Me: Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

by Strafferen September 16, 2009

wench

1. (archaic) A girl or woman of the peasant class, especially one who works as a servant.

2. (archaic) An easy woman.

Verb: To chase women, to womanize

The serving wench, all of eighteen years, glanced slyly at the lord of the manor, knowing that he was given to wenching when his wife was absent.

by Lorelili September 3, 2010

slovokian monkey wrench

a combination of the geonoshan leg lock and the helsinki freedom punch

Hey Earnest, your aunt handled that slovokian monkey wrench like a real slugger!--- What a whore, that wasnt her first time! Come on Steve!

by brad and craig July 19, 2007

wenched

combination of wench and divorced. ex-wife of a loser with a elvis look a like hair do.

"after she talked about her problematic incest loving loser of a husband/boyfriend/baby's daddy for 10 friggin hours, I got tired and called her a stupid wenched bitch"

"you're wenched.deal with it and take care of your didnt asked to be here friggin kids you stupid fuckin slut wannabe""get a LIBRARY card, educate yourself with USEFUL material,and stop being such a fried fake and baked" cried LaLa in utter DISGUST

by accidental creation March 8, 2008

Pipe Wrench

The handjob equivalent to "Wood Chipper". When a woman finds that squeezing, twisting and yanking on a penis isn't satisfying. Thus calling her a Pipe Wrench.

Man: "Dude, I heard that chick gave you a handjob"
Dude: "Handjob!? She was a pipe wrench!"

by Skimask619 January 16, 2010