Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple Smells

Grapes Melons Oranges and Coconut Shells.

So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!

Verse 1
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!

Verse 2
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!

DK
Donkey Kong!

He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!

He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
Huh!

Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple Smells - A definition for those who hate Pineapples and thus think they smell.

by ItSeemsToday September 3, 2019

walrus' walnuts

Being exceptional and successful, being at the top of your game, being all that and a bag of chips, being hot shit on a silver platter.

After scoring that big promotion at the office, Trevor got all puffed up and thought he was the walrus' walnuts.

by giraffe-o October 12, 2012

Wallnut

The epitomy of gamer rage. This character will threaten to sue you, lie, beat up pets, throw furniture, smash phones and/or computers.. because you beat them in an online game.
Possibly in a facility for unstable people.

Wallnut is going to sue Scopley because he was raided.

by MOMOHAWK April 11, 2023

walnutting

When a man sticks his finger up his ass-hole in order to tickle his prostate, causing an instant, extreme orgasm. The prostate (looking like a walnut) is commonly used as a sex toy for vietnamese people.

Jose Buisto likes walnutting

by reivergirlala January 15, 2009

Walnuts Away

Indicates that something is close. A contraction of "well, it's not far away".

This flight is walnuts away from taking off.

by Shaftway February 26, 2011

walnutfictive

Shirley, a fictive in a system, is a content creator on the popular social media app, TikTok. Her pronouns are she/hy. Hy is known for creating videos centered around editing herself and system related issues. At the time of writing this (July 7th, 2022 at 8:57 CST), Shirley has 548 followers.

Person 1: Have you heard of walnutfictive on TikTok?
Person 2: Oh my god! I love hyr account!
Person 1: Me too! What's your favorite video of hers?

by verasys July 7, 2022

walnus

1. after getting stoned (from marijuana) and mistaking one thing for something else thus expressing or referring to the entire misunderstanding as "walnus"

2. An explicative term for describing any exciting phenomenon of any kind. (negative or positive)

3. Can be used in place of the word 'bogus'

1. example: A guy thought he got an A+ on his exam but instead he got an F, walnus!
2. example: She got a boob job, walnus!
3. example: Dude this long stop over is totally walnus!

by beeeeeans January 6, 2010