Air wad 

When's you masterbate so much that when you ejaculate nothing comes out.

I had the house to myself last weekend and by Sunday evening I was blowin air wads!

Air wad by Pseudonympho6969 December 9, 2020

Gangsta Wad

a large wad of cash that denotes a successful member of a criminal enterprise.

Large amounts of cash carried by movie gansters such as Tony Montona would be called a gangsta wad.

Gangsta Wad by Whigga69 April 8, 2009

Douche Wad 

The act of being a super douche.

Tom, you need to learn your manners and stop being a huge douche wad, so you can get your planner back.

Douche Wad by Reggie Rugburn November 16, 2010

J-Wad

A thug like no other motha-fucka
Usually is steady mobbin and fuckin bitches
Comprised of:
1. 10% Luck
2. 20% Skill
3. 15% Concentrated Power of Will
4. 5% Pleasure
5. 50% Pain
6. 100% Not to Fuck w/ his game

Person 1: Man Jared is such a playa, look @ him tellin those bitches wats up
Person 2: Dude his name ain't Jared, its J-Wad motha FUCKAAAAAA

Person 1: What do you think you are, a rapper??
J-Wad: I ain't no rapper, I'm a lyricist bitch

J-Wad by Beavis1029 February 4, 2010

pee pee wad 

What comes out of a prepubescent child when he attempts to masturbate.

When I was 7 I jerked off but all that came out was a little pee pee wad.

pee pee wad by Red D March 19, 2008

bum wad 

Toilet paper. Ass wipe. Bumf. Bumfodder. Mountain money.

Oh sweetheart, we're out of bum wad in here. Would you please fetch me a roll?

bum wad by Tuna Wanda May 26, 2005

Douche Wad 

A really big ass douche, like i mean really big.

Him:Omg miss d is so mean!
Her:yeah she was really being a douche wad today.

Douche Wad by Stephanieooeoooe March 29, 2008