vertexo

Adjective

the sexiest person alive

“This man right here is (the) vertexo”

by Vertexo February 18, 2021

Vortext

1. the phenomenon that can occur after meeting someone and exchanging numbers in hopes of actually meeting face to face at some later point in time. but what ends up happening is just infinite text message only communication. Actual phone calls are useless because the other person prefers to only comunicate by texting.

shmoe (text): let's meet up some time this week.

becca (text): idk kinda busy. text me later.

shmoe : shit, i'm in the vortext

by geekernet December 9, 2010

Vortexing

When you just can't stop listening to a song, album, or artist for hours or days on end because the connection you have to it is all too real

Dudte, I've been vortexing Say Anything's discography for 3 days; OMG it's so f***ing good!

by Van der Bisch June 8, 2015

Vortexers

The people from Vortex that no one likes. They come over to Myth purely to start shit. No one likes them.

All these stupid Vortexers keep coming onto the forums and start shit with the staff.

by redboy6thave1 June 25, 2015

vortexian

Person or persons which dwel in or around a vortex. Often created by a disterbance in an energy feild in or around mindlessness of the paradoxical thought of a said vortex.

The mirror was bought by the vortexian in order to continue the paradox?

by Rat Trap February 10, 2018

vortexitude

of or pertaining to the sucking strength of something typically resembled by a whirlpool

The vortexitude of that black hole was inescapable.

That was the best blowie I've ever had. Some serious vortexitude!

by EJFlavius May 9, 2019

VortexEM4

dumbass bitch who doesn't know shit

Person 1: Hey, can you stfu?
VortexEM4: No bitch

by VortexEM4 September 15, 2019