A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.
"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."
by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 7, 2019
Get the Vertical Butt Weldmug. A girl's pussy
Guy 1: My girlfriend cheated on me.
Guy 2: Then why are you so cheerful
Guy 1: I banged on her sister's vertical lips
Guy 2: Then why are you so cheerful
Guy 1: I banged on her sister's vertical lips
by The Real 455H0L3 June 1, 2024
Get the Vertical lipsmug. A very fat vagina
by CountVonfingerbang October 4, 2015
Get the vertical Big macmug. A person, predominantly born after 1990, who prefer media content created for a vertical display (as opposed to a horisontal one). Smart phones and social media are important elements in every vertical's life, altough mainly relying on apps with a vertical interfaces like Snapchat or Tiktok (and to a much lower degree on non-vertical or semi-vertical apps such as Facebook or Instagram).
The vertical rarely uses a TV, and does never shoot horizontal pictures.
In addition, a vertical never uses capital letters when writing.
The vertical shares many similarities to the zoomer, but is not necessarily fixed to a certain age group. Being a vertical is a behavior and not a generation.
The vertical rarely uses a TV, and does never shoot horizontal pictures.
In addition, a vertical never uses capital letters when writing.
The vertical shares many similarities to the zoomer, but is not necessarily fixed to a certain age group. Being a vertical is a behavior and not a generation.
by Markisolering February 3, 2020
Get the Verticalmug. The dancing around two individuals make to balance themselves when they are having sex standing up. The opposite of the horizontal mambo. horizontal mambo, sex, hooking up, dance, porn, sex scenes, cowgirl, sex positions
The sex scenes on tv have gotten so ridiculous. The actors were doing the vertical cha-cha up against the fridge and the sink and the wall. It is just too much!
by joecoolthefool October 26, 2018
Get the vertical cha-chamug. I want to go party at after class but it will be packed, so I will be reduced to vertical dancing all night.
by msmit September 2, 2022
Get the Vertical Dancingmug. by KingofChutney October 7, 2012
Get the Vertical Winkmug.