Replacement value

The value placed on a person who leaves, to be replaced by another.

Johns replacement value was low. Shouldn't be hard to beat that.

by Alexandria the great June 20, 2016

NOVA (No Obvious Value Added)

A NOVA (No Obvious Value Added) is a person who in any social event adds no value to any conversation or activity. They are boring, dull and no fun to have around. There is also such a thing as a Super NOVA.

Man why did you invite Susie to the Super Bowl party, she's such a NOVA (No Obvious Value Added). She just sat there and said nothing with that blank look on her face see whole time. Also see Super Nova

by CooCoo 4 CoCo Puffs January 25, 2013

women who don't know the value of nice guys

There is a fair chance that the target person is called 'Stacy'. Such people don't seem to like a guy who tries to make them happy. Apparently they rather want somebody who doesn't care about them and just want to have sex with them.
If you meet such a person make sure to not give her what she wants, instead pump and dump her while acting cool to get her attraction first. Friends told me 20 minutes of attraction should be enough.

Man this girl was easy, all I did was act cool for 20 minutes and she had sex with me, leaving the guy who genuinely cared about her. This girl sure is stupid leaving such an amazing guy for a loser like me.Women who don't know the value of nice guys is a big problem in this day and age.

by MrSuccessful August 4, 2019

Shock Value

The amount of money you are willing to bet your friend to attach electrified alligator clamps to his or her nipples.

Dude, hold my beer. Whats your shock value for me?

by Captain Awesome Guy August 8, 2011

production value

People that are extremely high maintenance. Waiting for them to complete even the most simplistic of tasks is a goddamn production

Person 1: so how did your date go last night?
Person 2: dude, it was terrible she made me carry her every where, total production value

by killabeez04 January 1, 2014

Judeo-Christian values

A buzzword used by watered-down pussy right-wingers (like Ben Shapiro, Jordan Peterson, or all of Fox News, for example) trying to appeal to arrogant self-described "centrists" or "center-rightists", and which is understood by non-anti-religious conservatarians as meaning enlightenment values like free speech, and by Bible thumper rednecks as not letting'em gays hold hands. The main reason this buzzword gets used is because it can appeal to both of these demographics (which are this phrase's main target audiences), by meaning wildly different things to wildly different people. The reason these very different groups (sometimes) serve as audience for the same talking heads (Ben Shapiro et al) is that they both hate the authoritarian SJWs, albeitly for different reasons, and people will sometimes group by the logic of "the enemy of my enemy is my friend".

Jordan Peterson or whatever : Western Civilisation is based on Judeo-Christian values.

SJW: "Judeo-Christian values" is a RAYCIST dogwhistle!
Normal person: Western Civilisation is based on Enlightenment values, because people in Europe stopped thinking of the (Christian) church as infallible sometime during the Renaissance, leading to technological advancement. Also Judaism was insignificant in the Europe of this time, when compared with Christianity.
Donald Trump or whatever: There is an attack, there is an attack, on Judeo-Christian values. And how tremendous... There is a tremendous attack, there is.

by Clarity 1997 September 4, 2021

BS value

BS value is the value that is a value that always changes when problems happen

When there is to much bullshit
there is a high BS value

by MakerTim November 26, 2015