face down ass up

The most simple instructions for the new cummer in the "fabulous" community

"Face down ass up - bitch", said Bubba to his new cellmate.

by PrisonGuard April 5, 2007

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

sitting around with your thumb up your ass

Doing nothing.

What have you been doing all day? Sitting around with your thumb up your ass?

by brando56894 November 20, 2013

shut yo ass up

An ignorant way of saying shut up.

Person 1: Deal with it, bro!
Person 2: Shut yo ass up!

Person 1: ?

by ChrisMBurdick August 11, 2016

back up in yo ass

something or someone that you thought was gone for good, but then is "back up in yo ass.

dude 1: "didn't you beat that fool good?"
dude 2: "yeah, I thought he was gone for good"
dude 1: "well he's back up in yo ass now!"

man 1: "damn it i thought they stopped playin' that stupid commercial"
man 2: "well, its back up in yo ass now!
man 1:shit

by QtotheZ May 9, 2007

ate his ass up

refered to in rap battles when an opponent loses severly.

trapper1: yo u heard the battle 'tween wayne and stacks b.

trapper2: yeah i heard stacks ate his ass up. nigga feed im the ate that nigga. ( no homo)

by stacks b May 10, 2008

fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch

When you are really surprised

Well fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch, Alex has a girlfriend.

by Coolguy69 November 22, 2016