Merseene Twister

When your teacher has a stonking sized cock, which is frequently seen during class.

Bill: Did you see Teaches Merseene Twister today?
Bob: fucking oath
Bill: its gotta be the best Merseene twister ive seen

by stappa May 28, 2019

samurai twister

When someone sticks two fingers up your arse with one hand while tugging on your balls with the other and nibbling on your bellend

My mrs surprised me last night with a samurai twister and I wasn’t expecting that before bedtime

by Walks the man December 13, 2020

jewish twister

when a man and a woman or man engage in anal intercourse and the man or woman spins on the penis

me and sonja had a go at the jewish twister last night and my willy got a bit messy

by mad_dog_adrian69 July 19, 2017

Louisiana twister

A Louisiana twister is when you grab the balls really hard, and twist them...violently.

“Hey why is Jim walking so funny?”
“I don’t know, I think last night Kerry gave him a Louisiana twister.”

by Goldkodak October 11, 2017

Trenton Twister

A sexual act that involves a family member and a bottle of Mt. Dew. One person takes a large gulp of Mt. Dew and gets on top. While riding, the person then begins to rotate on the dick and starts spitting out the Mt. Dew.

Richard Jones sighed when Pitman asked him what happened to the trailer park. “Damn Trenton Twister.....no survivors” said Jones.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020

knife twister

One who kicks another while they are down. A person who latches onto another's insecurities and makes them feel worse.

Did you hear what Brittany said to that homeless guy about his life sucking - that was a real knife twister.

Man, Brittany is a real knife twister.

by Giles Rich April 30, 2011

testy twister

Much like a titty twister, a testy twister is when you twist someone's balls to prove your dominance

don't threaten my titties or I'll give you a testy twister

by mr twister phd May 29, 2019