When your girl breaks up with you and you have some much needed man time with your penis.
She gets the ice cream I get the lube!
She gets the ice cream I get the lube!
by M1khale June 10, 2016
Get the comfort tug mug.by MusicMan87 July 18, 2021
Get the The Blind Tug mug.1. When someone is led to believe someone is attractive or something is of good quality in a deceptive manner.
2. It can also be used similarly to "yanking someone's chain" or "pulling a fast one". As in joking around with someone or misleading them.
2. It can also be used similarly to "yanking someone's chain" or "pulling a fast one". As in joking around with someone or misleading them.
Most generally used in exclamation of an occurrence of deceit.
Cory: "That girl Michelle last night was DTF"
Jesse: "Nah man, she's definitely engaged"
Bryan: "Dick-Tug!"
Cory: "That girl Michelle last night was DTF"
Jesse: "Nah man, she's definitely engaged"
Bryan: "Dick-Tug!"
by PseudoChris May 10, 2014
Get the Dick-Tug mug.When a women applies luke-warm baby oil to her hands and then gives the male a Class A tugger a.k.a handjob.
by What Grant did to her August 25, 2011
Get the Hot Tug mug.Your wife doesn't feel like having sex but you pester her to death and she gives you an old fashion.
by SomeGuyInDundalk June 7, 2018
Get the Angry tug mug.When you see a guy friend that you haven't seen in a while and decide to browse hug them with 1 arm and jerk them off with the other.
Bro I saw micheal last night for the first time in 3 years! We totally hug and tugged for like an hour straight.
by That1guyblake May 16, 2016
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