comfort tug

When your girl breaks up with you and you have some much needed man time with your penis.

She gets the ice cream I get the lube!

Amanda just broke up with John again, I can hear him doing a comfort tug already

by M1khale June 10, 2016

The Blind Tug

The Blind Tug is the act of giving someone a handjob in the dark

"Bro, Roxy gave me The Blind Tug last night in bed."

by MusicMan87 July 18, 2021

Dick-Tug

1. When someone is led to believe someone is attractive or something is of good quality in a deceptive manner.

2. It can also be used similarly to "yanking someone's chain" or "pulling a fast one". As in joking around with someone or misleading them.

Most generally used in exclamation of an occurrence of deceit.

Cory: "That girl Michelle last night was DTF"
Jesse: "Nah man, she's definitely engaged"
Bryan: "Dick-Tug!"

by PseudoChris May 10, 2014

Hot Tug

When a women applies luke-warm baby oil to her hands and then gives the male a Class A tugger a.k.a handjob.

Oh geez Grant got a gnarly hot tug from dat hoe!

by What Grant did to her August 25, 2011

Angry tug

Your wife doesn't feel like having sex but you pester her to death and she gives you an old fashion.

Thank you for the angry tug, I'll go back to the yard work now.

by SomeGuyInDundalk June 7, 2018

Hug and Tugged

When you see a guy friend that you haven't seen in a while and decide to browse hug them with 1 arm and jerk them off with the other.

Bro I saw micheal last night for the first time in 3 years! We totally hug and tugged for like an hour straight.

by That1guyblake May 16, 2016

Tug tuesday

When a girl tugs down on her top to send a cleavage shot on Tuesday....

She sent my a great tug tuesday selfie.

Have you checked out tug tuesday on The Chive.

by darris doois November 15, 2016