Tug-Up

Adult undergarments worn primarily for their ejaculate-absorbing power. Origin: combination of the terms tugjob and Pull-Up.

"Damn, y'all! Mama's out in the yard washin' daddy's truck in her bikini top and daisy dukes. I better put on my big boy Tug-Ups!"

by Thiss Guyy May 13, 2013

Angry tug

Your wife doesn't feel like having sex but you pester her to death and she gives you an old fashion.

Thank you for the angry tug, I'll go back to the yard work now.

by SomeGuyInDundalk June 7, 2018

tug hustle

Noun: When your trying to be a smooth talker but instead get the trots in your mouth and it's just too much.

Yea I was really good to my last girlfriend went down on her and she farted...too much bro..too much. Shit man you really tug hustled that one.

by TreeBitches February 22, 2013

timber tug

Jerking off in your hunting stand

Johnny was doing the timber tug this morning so hard he scared the deer.

by Eldor peeener November 20, 2022

The Blind Tug

The Blind Tug is the act of giving someone a handjob in the dark

"Bro, Roxy gave me The Blind Tug last night in bed."

by MusicMan87 July 18, 2021

Drug & Tug

When person 1 spikes person 2's drink and once person 2 passes out, has their hand used to give a hand job to person 1. This is a variation on "The Stranger" technique of masturbation in that it uses an actual stranger.

Joe: My drink got spiked last night and when I woke up I had semen all over my hand.

Jeff: Ohhh man, looks like someone just got nailed by a "Drug & Tug"

by BigDing August 22, 2011

Soft Tug

Tugging on your flacid penis as if you were masturbating.

Dude I was on ChatRoulette last night. I swear there were like 70 dudes soft tugging for every girl that skipped me.

by HeWhoTrollsOmegle October 25, 2010