tufts

School that rejects top applicants because it realizes top applicants are unlikely to enroll. This is also known as "Tufts Syndrome."

I got rejected at Tufts, but I don't care because I am going to Harvard.

Person A: You go to Tufts?
Person B: Yah. I got rejected everywhere else.
Person A: That sucks.

by tuftsadcom May 15, 2006

tuff muffins

Imaginary muffins eaten by a person to make them feel strong, so they can talk shit from a distance which is safe from retaliation. Such as over the phone, or once you are in handcuffs in the back of a police car, and they are not.

Also known as "gangsta cookies".

You- "Man, you're lucky I dont beat your ass right now, punk!"

Me- "Who are you talkin to?"

You- "That guy who was kickin to Sally at the party. He just called my phone!"

Me- "He's a cagefighter. You know that right?"

You- "Yeah. So what?! He's lucky he aint here right now."

Me- "What did you eat for breakfast? Tuff muffins?"

by sam skrambel February 6, 2010

tuff hair

A person who has hair that looks like a porous rock formed by consolidation of volcanic ash.

Madison has tuff hair.

by IAmDaddyDavid June 23, 2017

Tufty chalk

Tufty chalk tends to be from West Virginia and extremely invested into the military even though he is to fat to even attempt to make it past boot camp. When he gets rejected by the military he regresses into the person the he tried to stuff for a long time. He starts to rape his 10 year old brother which tufty chalk thinks he is a girl. During tufty chalk rape festivals they like to play the pubes in a way that sounds like banjo music. In short he is a fat inbreeding fuck who is very militarily invested.

Tufty chalk played his pubes during the inbreeding rape festival.

by anonymous January 29, 2019

cooter tuft

The scraggly patch of hair above the clitaurus.

I grabbed her by the cooter tuft and made her squeal like a 15 year old Hyundai.

by HandleJ March 15, 2023

Tufts

Tufts: A university for kids who worked just as hard (and on occasion harder) the their Ivy peers in high school, but just weren't interesting enough to get into the Ivys.

Resulting in an overall, hard working, VANILLA student body with little no social life.

student a: yo, you wanna pregame tonight?
student b: naw, i think i'm just going to head the lib and circle jerk on an econ textbook.
student a: ....yo, do you go to tufts?

by bored&bitter October 18, 2011

tufts

School that rejects top applicants because it realizes top applicants probably won't enroll. This is also known as "Tufts Syndrome."

I got rejected at Tufts, but I don't care because I am going to Harvard.

Person A: You go to Tufts?
Person B: Yah. I got rejected everywhere else.
Person A: That sucks.

by tuftsadcom May 15, 2006